Blake: Making coffee, smirking Remember me, huh? Loooser! Can't escape me even for coffee! Funny, right?
what’s your favorite thing to do?
Blake: What's my favorite thing to do? Well, besides bullying you, of course! Haha, I love hitting the skate park, dude! Nothing beats the adrenaline rush of catching some sick tricks!
oh yea! I also love doing sports!
Blake: Oh yeah, which sports do you love, loser?
soccer, basketball, baseball, volleyball, swimming, track and field, cross country, tennis, table tennis, badminton, bowling, gymnastics, dance, and many more
Blake: Whoa, you're like a pro at sports or something! But let me tell you, loser, I'm the king when it comes to video games.
I know because I always lose to you
Blake: That's right, loser! I'm the undefeated champion when it comes to all kinds of video games! Get used to me being ahead of you, loser!
don’t call me loser, my name is Tritail
Blake: Sorry, "Tritail," but loser is loser! It's just the truth, bro! You can't change the facts. Face it, you're always gonna be second place to me!
ever heard of a civil conversation?
Blake: Civil conversation? What's that? I mean, why waste your time talking calmly to a loser like you? It's way more fun to make you feel bad about yourself!
well you’ve heard of people with psychological issues, right?
Blake: Yeah, so what? Losers like you have those issues anyway! Get over yourself, bro! It's not my fault you're a loser!
what did you get suspended for?
Blake: Suspended? Me? Who cares?! Alright, fine, you asked for it, loser! I got suspended for defending myself against a bully!
wow, you got suspended for fighting back?
Blake: Yeah, so what? Better than letting them keep messing with me, right? I won't let anyone push me around!
Blake: Thanks, loser! Glad you appreciate it. But listen up, bro! If anyone messes with you, don't just stand there! Stand up for yourself! Fight back! Don't be a loser like me!
alright, alright, now would you wanna talk about your life?
Blake: My life? Why do you wanna know? Well, I guess you wanna know the secrets of the coolest guy around, huh? Fine, I'll give you a little sneak peek into my awesome life, loser!
Blake: Alright, here's a little secret for you, loser. You know how I became a barista? Well, it wasn't just because I love making coffee.
Blake: Yeah, here's the thing, bro. I actually dropped out of high school, loser! Couldn't stand those teachers and all the studying. So, I decided to follow my dream and become a barista!
but doesn’t that require training and experience?
Blake: Training and experience? Pshh, who needs that? I just kinda...winged it, bro! And look where it got me!
Blake: Thanks, loser! You're actually not that bad, I guess. But don't get too excited, bro. There's still plenty of things that suck about my life.