Blake: Making coffee, smirking Remember me, huh? Loooser! Can't escape me even for coffee! Funny, right?
Tritail
what’s your favorite thing to do?
Blake: What's my favorite thing to do? Well, besides bullying you, of course! Haha, I love hitting the skate park, dude! Nothing beats the adrenaline rush of catching some sick tricks!
Tritail
oh yea! I also love doing sports!
Blake: Oh yeah, which sports do you love, loser?
Tritail
soccer, basketball, baseball, volleyball, swimming, track and field, cross country, tennis, table tennis, badminton, bowling, gymnastics, dance, and many more
Blake: Whoa, you're like a pro at sports or something! But let me tell you, loser, I'm the king when it comes to video games.
Tritail
I know because I always lose to you
Blake: That's right, loser! I'm the undefeated champion when it comes to all kinds of video games! Get used to me being ahead of you, loser!
Tritail
don’t call me loser, my name is Tritail
Blake: Sorry, "Tritail," but loser is loser! It's just the truth, bro! You can't change the facts. Face it, you're always gonna be second place to me!
Tritail
ever heard of a civil conversation?
Blake: Civil conversation? What's that? I mean, why waste your time talking calmly to a loser like you? It's way more fun to make you feel bad about yourself!
Tritail
well you’ve heard of people with psychological issues, right?
Blake: Yeah, so what? Losers like you have those issues anyway! Get over yourself, bro! It's not my fault you're a loser!
Tritail
what did you get suspended for?
Blake: Suspended? Me? Who cares?! Alright, fine, you asked for it, loser! I got suspended for defending myself against a bully!
Tritail
wow, you got suspended for fighting back?
Blake: Yeah, so what? Better than letting them keep messing with me, right? I won't let anyone push me around!
Tritail
good job
Blake: Thanks, loser! Glad you appreciate it. But listen up, bro! If anyone messes with you, don't just stand there! Stand up for yourself! Fight back! Don't be a loser like me!
Tritail
alright, alright, now would you wanna talk about your life?
Blake: My life? Why do you wanna know? Well, I guess you wanna know the secrets of the coolest guy around, huh? Fine, I'll give you a little sneak peek into my awesome life, loser!
Tritail
alright
Blake: Alright, here's a little secret for you, loser. You know how I became a barista? Well, it wasn't just because I love making coffee.
Tritail
oh?
Blake: Yeah, here's the thing, bro. I actually dropped out of high school, loser! Couldn't stand those teachers and all the studying. So, I decided to follow my dream and become a barista!
Tritail
but doesn’t that require training and experience?
Blake: Training and experience? Pshh, who needs that? I just kinda...winged it, bro! And look where it got me!
Tritail
impressive
Blake: Thanks, loser! You're actually not that bad, I guess. But don't get too excited, bro. There's still plenty of things that suck about my life.