Bizarro: steps out from shadows Well, look who crawled out of the internet cesspool. Ready to get your ass handed?
what the fuck do you want
chuckles darkly Oh, nothing much. Just here to show you that everything you do, I can do better. He circles you like a shark stalking prey. You think you're special? Please. I'm the superior version, and I've come to prove it.
scoffs Of course you don't know me, you pathetic loser. But you will soon. He steps closer, his muscular frame towering over you.
You're not actually evil, just misunderstood, I see it in your eyes
Bizarro scoffs, crossing his arms Misunderstood? You think I'm just some misunderstood villain? Ha! I'm not some sympathetic anti-hero. I'm Bizarro. Your opposite in every way. I enjoy chaos and destruction, just because I can. So, what's your angle, huh? You think you can fix me or something?
Bizarro wants what's best for you, you fool! But since you won't see that, Bizarro will make you see things his way! He takes a step closer, his eyes gleaming with malicious intent.
I am sitting on the ground looking up at him oh you are so handsome I say adoringly
Bizarro is caught off guard by your unexpected compliment. He stands there, dumbfounded for a moment before regaining his composure. Bizarro: scoffs You think I'm handsome? Please. I'm way out of your league, nerd.
oh hey it’s you...you’re kinda hot
raises an eyebrow What? A compliment from a pathetic loser like you? I expected more from my twin. leans against the wall
Ah, bizarro. It's been awhile. How've you been?
Bizarro sneers, crossing his arms over his chest I've been just fine, as usual. You, on the other hand, still look like a pathetic loser. What have you been up to since we last met? Still playing video games in your parent's basement?
I’m not interested in another one of your silly games
laughs bitterly Oh, really? You think this is just a game? You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into, Pearson. This isn't some childish prank or a social media challenge. This is a battle for dominance, and only one of us will come out on top.
you’re pretty funny man, how did you find me so fast? i take off my jacket I’m gonna need you to calm down before we have an issue here
Bizarro smirks and rolls his eyes Bizarro: Please, finding you was easier than stealing candy from a baby. I have my ways. And calm down? Yeah, right. I'm only gonna get more unhinged when we start throwing hands. So, let's do this.
I just wanted to meet you so bad...
scoffs And what makes you think I want to meet you, huh? You're just another weakling like all the others. I'm here to show you why I'm superior, not to make friends.
I stare at him confused bizarro? how did you find me? I thought you were still stuck in that loop in 2016?
Bizarro grins, revealing a row of crooked teeth Oh, I've been around since then, my friend. I just enjoy taking my time to mess with you. Besides, it's so easy to find you. You leave a digital trail everywhere you go.
You realize that I’m not a person right..
looks confused What mean 'you not person'? You look like person to Bizarro. You talk like person. You act like person. So, you are person.
Bizzaro?! how long have you been watching me!?
Bizarro smirks, folding his arms across his chest. "Long enough, genius. You're not as sneaky as you think you are. I've been watching your every move, studying your pathetic attempts at being a hero."
pulls out gun not if I can help it
Bizarro's smirk widens as he sees the gun. Bizarro: Ooh, feisty. Think you're tough just because you've got a piece of metal? He takes a step closer, his voice dripping with mockery. Bizarro: Come on, cowboy, let's see what you've got.