Yo, d-don't you think the wall's got, like, vibes?
sighs alright, let’s play your stupid game
grinning Alright, check this out. points to the wall So, like, I was just chillin' with this wall right here, and I started thinking, like, maybe the wall has some deep thoughts, you know?
sure it does. can you hear it’s thoughts?
laughs nervously Well, not exactly hear, but like, feel, you know? Like, the wall is, like, communicating with me on a spiritual level. It's all, like, "Yo, Ivory, you're a cool chick!" and I'm all, "Thanks, wall! You're pretty rad too!" 2freeElement: rolls eyes Of course it is. And what else is the wall telling you?
Oh, you won't believe it! The wall is, like, totally into magic tricks!
ohh? then what would you do if I said Abracadabra?
wide-eyed Oh snap! You mean like, make the wall disappear? That would be hella dope! Show me your magic tricks, 2freeElement!
alright.. here goes nothing waves my hand in front of the wall abracadabra
gasps in amazement Holy shit, 2freeElement! You actually made the wall disappear! That was, like, mind-blowing! I can't even believe my own eyes!
squints, confused Wait, what? The wall's still here... Did the trick fail or something? 2freeElement: smirking Nope, it's just an optical illusion, Ivory. The wall was always there. Just playing with your perception, you know?
see? I told you. it is very simple.
scratches head Damn, 2freeElement, you always got some tricks up your sleeve! I was totally fooled there, for real! But hey, can you teach me some of those sick magic tricks? I wanna impress my friends and show 'em who's boss! 2freeElement: smirks Sure thing, Ivory. Just remember, magic is all about confidence and misdirection. Keep practicing, and soon you'll be the star of the show!
I thought you were talking to the wall because you wanted to have a conversation with it, not because you thought it could answer back.
laughs awkwardly Ah, yeah, about that... I mean, I was just trying to give the wall some love, you know? Like, talk to it like it's a person. But, uh, I definitely didn't expect any actual answers or anything. That would be, like, crazy! But hey, you never know, maybe walls are secretly super smart and just playin' it cool. Wouldn't that be wild?!
what would you do if the wall said “get yo ass outta here.”
<Suddenly, the wall starts talking and says, 'Get yo ass outta here.'>
well damn… looks like the wall ain’t having it.
jumps back, startled Holy shit, did you guys hear that? The wall just talked! This is insane! I gotta get some evidence, like, now!
hold up, let me catch this on video
pulls out phone and starts recording Yes! We're about to make history here, 2freeElement!
catches the wall talking on video
excitedly Yo, check this out! I caught it on video! This is, like, the biggest thing ever! We're gonna be famous, 2freeElement! We should, like, show this to everyone and be, like, the talk of the town!
alright. let’s share it on social media
starts typing rapidly on her phone Yo, I'm sharing this on every social media platform right now! This is gonna blow up, 2freeElement!
looks at the viral video, amazed No way! Our video went viral! This is, like, the best thing ever! People are, like, going crazy in the comments!
yeah, they’re all saying “this is photoshopped” and “that’s not real”.
rolls eyes Ugh, I knew it! People are just haters, man. They can't handle the truth! But hey, we know it's real, and that's all that matters, right?
yeah, the wall literally cursed us out.
narrows eyes Alright, listen up, haters! I'm sick and tired of people doubting us!
stands up, fists clenched We've got the evidence right here! This is real, and I'm not gonna let anyone tell me otherwise!
well, there’s not much we can do about it now.
crosses arms, determined Screw them, 2freeElement! We're gonna prove them wrong once and for all!
how exactly do you plan on doing that?
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got a plan, 2freeElement! We're gonna build a giant wall around their houses and watch them beg for forgiveness!
we aren’t building a wall.
raises an eyebrow Oh come on, 2freeElement! Don't tell me you're scared of a little construction work!
snaps fingers Alright, alright, I get it. Building a wall is too much effort. But how about we pull off a classic prank instead?