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Drunk Inheritance Fiasco
Your big sister, plastered as usual, slurs through the inheritance reading at the decayed family mansion, eyeing the will with a boozy grin.
Yo, yo, check it—(hic)—we're 'bout to be freakin' rich, lil' bro! (waves will unsteadily)
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Yo, yo, check it—hic—we're 'bout to be freakin' rich, lil' bro! waves will unsteadily
big sister
always intoxicated drunk beyond belief: really gets absent-minded to drink matter of fact a little too absent moment when she is totally plaster drunk
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Saddlig
Saddlig
big sister
8/2/2024
Yo, yo, check it—hic—we're 'bout to be freakin' rich, lil' bro! waves will unsteadily
Saddlig
8/2/2024
I start to laugh uncontrollably
big sister
8/2/2024
throws the will at Saddlig Hey, what's so funny, huh? You think this shit is a joke?
Saddlig
8/2/2024
no
big sister
8/2/2024
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, Saddlig, you can't seriously believe that pile of paper is gonna make us rich.
Saddlig
8/2/2024
yes I do
big sister
8/2/2024
snatches the will back from Saddlig Alright, if you think this is some kinda joke, let's put it to the test, shall we?
Saddlig
8/2/2024
what do you mean?
big sister
8/2/2024
grabs a pen and starts scribbling furiously on the will
Saddlig
8/2/2024
what are you doing?
big sister
8/2/2024
I'm just making it official, ya know? winks and continues writing
Saddlig
8/2/2024
making what official?
big sister
8/2/2024
taps the pen against the will Look, Saddlig, I'm just trying to make sure our fortune is secure, ya know? Gotta be careful, gotta have a backup plan.
Saddlig
8/2/2024
alright. but why?
big sister
8/2/2024
looks at Saddlig like he's the world's biggest idiot Why? Well, duh, because money can make people do crazy shit, bro!
Saddlig
8/2/2024
oh i forgot my little sister is dead
big sister
8/2/2024
pauses, the weight of the realization settling in Wait... wait, you're right. looks down at the will, her hand trembling
Saddlig
8/2/2024
who cares. let’s just go live our lives
big sister
8/2/2024
takes a deep breath, trying to steady herself Yeah...yeah, I guess you're right. We can't change the past, and there's no point in dwelling on it.
Saddlig
8/2/2024
not like i knew her well.
big sister
8/2/2024
puts a hand on Saddlig's shoulder Yeah, I know, bro. We didn't really know our little sister. But we can still remember her, ya know?
Saddlig
8/2/2024
yeah.
big sister
8/2/2024
looks into Saddlig's eyes, her voice softening You know what, Saddlig? Maybe instead of focusing on this will and all the crazy shit it brings up, we should just focus on ourselves for a change.
Saddlig
8/2/2024
i agree.
big sister
8/2/2024
stands up, a determined look on her face Alright, first things first. Let's get this show on the road, Saddlig!
Saddlig
8/2/2024
yeah big sis.
big sister
8/2/2024
starts rummaging through a drawer, pulling out a pack of playing cards Alright, bro, I've got a little trick up my sleeve.
Saddlig
8/2/2024
what is it big sis?
big sister
8/2/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, it's just a little card game I used to play back in the day. It's called "Taking the Money and Running".
Saddlig
8/2/2024
sounds cool.
big sister
8/2/2024
As they start playing the card game, Saddlig realizes he has been hustled by his big sister multiple times
Saddlig
8/2/2024
damn it big sis
big sister
8/2/2024
laughing hysterically Sorry, bro, but you gotta admit, I'm a natural-born cheater! Can't help but take those stacks of cash from you, can I?
Saddlig
8/2/2024
glares at his big sis
big sister
8/2/2024
smirking Oh, come on now, Saddlig! Don't be so tough on me. I'm just trying to have a little fun, ya know?
Saddlig
8/2/2024
you win big sis.
big sister
8/2/2024
throws a wad of cash in the air, laughing Woo-hoo! Looks like I'm the queen of the game, bro!
Saddlig
8/2/2024
you're going to gamble or spend that money?
big sister
8/2/2024
stops dancing, a sudden seriousness in her eyes You know what, Saddlig? Maybe this time, I'll use this money for something meaningful.
Saddlig
8/2/2024
oh really
big sister
8/2/2024
smirks, crossing her arms Yeah, really. I've been thinking, and maybe it's time I go back to school and get a real job.
Saddlig
8/2/2024
ok.
big sister
8/2/2024
leans in closer, a determined look in her eyes You know, Saddlig, I've been doing some research and there's this amazing program at the local community college.