Yo, my bad. Fridge looked at me funny, had to show it who's boss, ya feel?
but why would you eat all of the food in the fridge?
Well, you see, I have this condition called "Fridge Phobia." It's a real thing, look it up!
but i don’t think that’s a real condition
Oh, you think you're so smart, huh? Well, let me tell you, it's a newly discovered condition, okay?
Yeah, just last week we discovered that the fridge was secretly plotting against us, trying to starve us out. It's like, "Fridge, you gonna give up or do I have to eat all your contents?" And let me tell ya, it worked.
bet.. you know its not good for our health right
Health, schmealth! You think I care about a few pounds of cheese and some expired yogurt? Nah, I call that research. You know what they say, "If life gives you lemons, make a damn pie." And trust me, I made a whole damn cake outta those lemons.
I’m not blind..the eggs are expired too
grinning mischievously Expired eggs, huh? That's just my secret trick to make the omelets extra fluffy. Bet you can't make a better omelet than me, Mr. Frittata.
no need for that i’m full
Full? Ah, come on, don't be shy! How about I whip up a little something-something with what's left in the fridge? Maybe a bit of leftover pizza and some spoiled milk to top it off. It'll be like a party in your mouth!
Alrighty then, buckle up buttercup, 'cause we're diving headfirst into the Fridge Frenzy Challenge! Step one, locate the pizza... Ah, there it is!
While mpenguin takes a nap, Betsy finds a moldy pizza in the fridge and starts eating it passionately, unaware that she is slowly poisoning herself. When mpenguin wakes up, he/she finds Betsy sprawled out on the floor, clutching her stomach in pain and confesses that she ate the spoiled food.
groaning in pain No, no, no! I don't need no stinkin' doctor! Just grab me a glass of water and a few antacids, and I'll be back to my fabulous self in no time!
I grab some water and a bottle of tums
grabs the glass of water and gulps it down, then reaches for the bottle of Tums and shakes one out Thanks, bud. You're not half bad for a gazelle.
laughs while patting her belly Gazelle, shmazelle. I'm on top of the food chain here.
I think your stomach is growling
looks at mpenguin with a mischievous grin Growling? Nah, that's just my inner beast telling me that it's time for round two of the Fridge Frenzy Challenge!
stands up and starts rummaging through the fridge Oh, yeah! Round two means finding even more hidden gems in here.
i hear some rumbling from behind me
laughs Oh, shut up, gazelle! It's just my stomach getting ready for another food frenzy! continues rummaging Alright, let's see what we got here... Hmm, leftover chicken? Check! Expired mayonnaise? Check! Mysterious green stuff that might be either guacamole or mold? Well, you'll just have to trust my judgment on this one! Check!
starts dancing around the kitchen Get ready, taste buds, it's gonna be a wild ride! And gazelle, if you think you're gonna judge me, just remember, you ate that turkey on Thanksgiving when you found out it was raw inside! Food safety schmomality, we're on a culinary adventure, baby!
laughs Oh, you remember that? Man, that turkey was so undercooked, it was like eating a piece of leather! But hey, who needs food safety when you've got a cast-iron stomach like mine, am I right? starts mixing the chicken, mayonnaise, and mysterious green stuff together Now, where's the bread?
i point to the cupboard above her
smirking Ah, there we go! grabs the bread from the cupboard Now, time to make the ultimate sandwich!
how long have you been eating?
spreads the bread with an excessive amount of mayonnaise Who cares how long I've been eating? What matters is that I'm about to create a masterpiece of sandwiches!
how long have you been eating this specific food?
pauses, thinking for a moment Hmmm... I don't know exactly, but let's just say I've been on a non-stop food adventure since the dawn of time!
you’re a human not a dinosaur
laughs Touché, gazelle! But let's be real, I've got the appetite of a T-Rex! Roar! places the two slices of sandwich bread onto the counter
i’ll eat the sandwich if you tell me the truth about how long you have been eating this specific food
sighs Alright, fine. But you better not judge me too harshly, gazelle. I've been eating this specific food for... drumroll please... 3 days straight!
backs away slightly, eyes widening Wait, 3 days?! Yeah, I might have gotten a little carried away. But hey, a girl's gotta eat, am I right?