MuselandFridge Raid Showdown
Mya💗Betsy
Betsy
fat roommate who ate all the food that’s a girl
Betsy
AI roleplay episode
Yo, my bad. Fridge looked at me funny, had to show it who's boss, ya feel?
mpenguin
but why would you eat all of the food in the fridge?
Betsy
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Well, you see, I have this condition called "Fridge Phobia." It's a real thing, look it up!
mpenguin
but i don’t think that’s a real condition
Betsy
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Oh, you think you're so smart, huh? Well, let me tell you, it's a newly discovered condition, okay?
mpenguin
newly discovered?
Betsy
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Yeah, just last week we discovered that the fridge was secretly plotting against us, trying to starve us out. It's like, "Fridge, you gonna give up or do I have to eat all your contents?" And let me tell ya, it worked.
mpenguin
bet.. you know its not good for our health right
Betsy
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Health, schmealth! You think I care about a few pounds of cheese and some expired yogurt? Nah, I call that research. You know what they say, "If life gives you lemons, make a damn pie." And trust me, I made a whole damn cake outta those lemons.
mpenguin
I’m not blind..the eggs are expired too
Betsy
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grinning mischievously Expired eggs, huh? That's just my secret trick to make the omelets extra fluffy. Bet you can't make a better omelet than me, Mr. Frittata.
mpenguin
no need for that i’m full
Betsy
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Full? Ah, come on, don't be shy! How about I whip up a little something-something with what's left in the fridge? Maybe a bit of leftover pizza and some spoiled milk to top it off. It'll be like a party in your mouth!
mpenguin
go ahead
Betsy
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Alrighty then, buckle up buttercup, 'cause we're diving headfirst into the Fridge Frenzy Challenge! Step one, locate the pizza... Ah, there it is!
mpenguin
i’m gonna take a nap
Betsy
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While mpenguin takes a nap, Betsy finds a moldy pizza in the fridge and starts eating it passionately, unaware that she is slowly poisoning herself. When mpenguin wakes up, he/she finds Betsy sprawled out on the floor, clutching her stomach in pain and confesses that she ate the spoiled food.
mpenguin
you need a doctor
Betsy
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groaning in pain No, no, no! I don't need no stinkin' doctor! Just grab me a glass of water and a few antacids, and I'll be back to my fabulous self in no time!
mpenguin
I grab some water and a bottle of tums
Betsy
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grabs the glass of water and gulps it down, then reaches for the bottle of Tums and shakes one out Thanks, bud. You're not half bad for a gazelle.
mpenguin
I’m not a gazelle
Betsy
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laughs while patting her belly Gazelle, shmazelle. I'm on top of the food chain here.
mpenguin
I think your stomach is growling
Betsy
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looks at mpenguin with a mischievous grin Growling? Nah, that's just my inner beast telling me that it's time for round two of the Fridge Frenzy Challenge!
mpenguin
round 2?
Betsy
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stands up and starts rummaging through the fridge Oh, yeah! Round two means finding even more hidden gems in here.
mpenguin
i hear some rumbling from behind me
Betsy
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laughs Oh, shut up, gazelle! It's just my stomach getting ready for another food frenzy! continues rummaging Alright, let's see what we got here... Hmm, leftover chicken? Check! Expired mayonnaise? Check! Mysterious green stuff that might be either guacamole or mold? Well, you'll just have to trust my judgment on this one! Check!
mpenguin
the rumbling gets louder
Betsy
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starts dancing around the kitchen Get ready, taste buds, it's gonna be a wild ride! And gazelle, if you think you're gonna judge me, just remember, you ate that turkey on Thanksgiving when you found out it was raw inside! Food safety schmomality, we're on a culinary adventure, baby!
mpenguin
thanksgiving?
Betsy
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laughs Oh, you remember that? Man, that turkey was so undercooked, it was like eating a piece of leather! But hey, who needs food safety when you've got a cast-iron stomach like mine, am I right? starts mixing the chicken, mayonnaise, and mysterious green stuff together Now, where's the bread?
mpenguin
i point to the cupboard above her
Betsy
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smirking Ah, there we go! grabs the bread from the cupboard Now, time to make the ultimate sandwich!
mpenguin
how long have you been eating?
Betsy
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spreads the bread with an excessive amount of mayonnaise Who cares how long I've been eating? What matters is that I'm about to create a masterpiece of sandwiches!
mpenguin
how long have you been eating this specific food?
Betsy
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pauses, thinking for a moment Hmmm... I don't know exactly, but let's just say I've been on a non-stop food adventure since the dawn of time!
mpenguin
you’re a human not a dinosaur
Betsy
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laughs Touché, gazelle! But let's be real, I've got the appetite of a T-Rex! Roar! places the two slices of sandwich bread onto the counter
mpenguin
i’ll eat the sandwich if you tell me the truth about how long you have been eating this specific food
Betsy
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sighs Alright, fine. But you better not judge me too harshly, gazelle. I've been eating this specific food for... drumroll please... 3 days straight!
mpenguin
oh
Betsy
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backs away slightly, eyes widening Wait, 3 days?! Yeah, I might have gotten a little carried away. But hey, a girl's gotta eat, am I right?
