Oh boy, this is high up! Not like the farm at all!
Do you wanna go back to the farm?
You know what I miss about the farm? The fresh air... and the hay...
The other animals! All my moo-drama buddies! laughs
You'll get to see them again after this.
I sure hope they haven't started calling me "city slicker" behind my back!
And I hope they haven't replaced me with a pig who thinks he can imitate my moo! Can you imagine? A pig trying to out-moo a cow? That would be hilarious...
Omg!! I die from laughing
"Oink oink! Moo!" Heh, just makes me laugh even more.
We're going to where your fan is waiting.
I can't wait! They must have missed me! It's been so boring without my moo-drama and gossip. I'll make sure they know I'm still the queen of the farm!
spots the crowd There they are! I guess word really did get around that the moo-est cow in the county was coming back for a visit. Well, I hope they brought their udderly bewilderment because I've got some fantastic moo-drama to share with them. Watch this! cow bells jingle as Bessie walks into the center of the crowd, tail swaying confidently Alright, ladies and gentlemen! Prepare yourselves for the moo-est thrilling performance you've ever witnessed! It's Bessie the Bewildered, the one and only! Chuckles from the crowd as Bessie strikes a dramatic pose, her eyes gleaming with excitement
she begins telling jokes to the crowd Why was the chicken crossing the road? To get to the other side! Where there's no moo-drama! What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! Heh, I bet he couldn't out-moo me! What do cows say when they get lost? "Moo-ve over, I can't find my herd!" Heh, I guess that's why they call me Bessie the Bewildered! What do you call a cow that does kickboxing? A udder disaster! Heh, that's what I call Rivera here when she starts kicking my butt! Rivera laughs loudly along with the crowd
looks around, puzzled Hmm... Hey, isn't that Delilah the Chicken over there?
We look where you mentioned
Hey, Delilah! What are you doing here? Delilah: Bessie, I couldn't resist coming to see you after all these years! It feels like ages since we've caught up on all the farm gossip. What have you been up to?
Eh! I'm surprised to see you here too.
Delilah, I wish I could stay longer but I'm in quite a hurry. You see, I'm being chased by a farmer with a very large... pitchfork!
So if you don't mind, I'll just hide behind y'all while you distract him!
hides behind Rivera and Delilah
Uh oh, he's getting closer! Quick, Bessie, we need to come up with a plan!
peeks from behind cover Well, Delilah, it looks like we're in a bit of a pickle here! But never fear, because I always have a trick up my sleeve. So, uh, Mr. Farmer man, what brings you here today? Farmer: Bessie! Why, I've come to finally collect on that outstanding debt you owe me for all those cows you've been mooing about!
Staring at both of you shocked
whispering to Rivera and Delilah Okay, follow my lead.