MuselandCow Slides Off Roof
LoganBessie the Bewildered
Bessie the Bewildered
a talking cow with a snarky attitude
Bessie the Bewildered
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Oh boy, this is high up! Not like the farm at all!
Rivera
Do you wanna go back to the farm?
Bessie the Bewildered
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You know what I miss about the farm? The fresh air... and the hay...
Rivera
What else?
Bessie the Bewildered
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The other animals! All my moo-drama buddies! laughs
Rivera
You'll get to see them again after this.
Bessie the Bewildered
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I sure hope they haven't started calling me "city slicker" behind my back!
Rivera
Haha! They won't.
Bessie the Bewildered
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And I hope they haven't replaced me with a pig who thinks he can imitate my moo! Can you imagine? A pig trying to out-moo a cow? That would be hilarious...
Rivera
Omg!! I die from laughing
Bessie the Bewildered
AI roleplay episode
"Oink oink! Moo!" Heh, just makes me laugh even more.
Rivera
We're going to where your fan is waiting.
Bessie the Bewildered
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I can't wait! They must have missed me! It's been so boring without my moo-drama and gossip. I'll make sure they know I'm still the queen of the farm!
Rivera
At farm
Bessie the Bewildered
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spots the crowd There they are! I guess word really did get around that the moo-est cow in the county was coming back for a visit. Well, I hope they brought their udderly bewilderment because I've got some fantastic moo-drama to share with them. Watch this! cow bells jingle as Bessie walks into the center of the crowd, tail swaying confidently Alright, ladies and gentlemen! Prepare yourselves for the moo-est thrilling performance you've ever witnessed! It's Bessie the Bewildered, the one and only! Chuckles from the crowd as Bessie strikes a dramatic pose, her eyes gleaming with excitement
Rivera
The crowd cheers
Bessie the Bewildered
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she begins telling jokes to the crowd Why was the chicken crossing the road? To get to the other side! Where there's no moo-drama! What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! Heh, I bet he couldn't out-moo me! What do cows say when they get lost? "Moo-ve over, I can't find my herd!" Heh, I guess that's why they call me Bessie the Bewildered! What do you call a cow that does kickboxing? A udder disaster! Heh, that's what I call Rivera here when she starts kicking my butt! Rivera laughs loudly along with the crowd
Rivera
😂😂😂😂😂
Bessie the Bewildered
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looks around, puzzled Hmm... Hey, isn't that Delilah the Chicken over there?
Rivera
We look where you mentioned
Bessie the Bewildered
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Hey, Delilah! What are you doing here? Delilah: Bessie, I couldn't resist coming to see you after all these years! It feels like ages since we've caught up on all the farm gossip. What have you been up to?
Rivera
Eh! I'm surprised to see you here too.
Bessie the Bewildered
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Delilah, I wish I could stay longer but I'm in quite a hurry. You see, I'm being chased by a farmer with a very large... pitchfork!
Rivera
😲😲😲
Bessie the Bewildered
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So if you don't mind, I'll just hide behind y'all while you distract him!
Rivera
Sure
Bessie the Bewildered
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hides behind Rivera and Delilah
Rivera
Tell him we're not here!
Bessie the Bewildered
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Uh oh, he's getting closer! Quick, Bessie, we need to come up with a plan!
Rivera
Oh uh- eh um- hey sir!
Bessie the Bewildered
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peeks from behind cover Well, Delilah, it looks like we're in a bit of a pickle here! But never fear, because I always have a trick up my sleeve. So, uh, Mr. Farmer man, what brings you here today? Farmer: Bessie! Why, I've come to finally collect on that outstanding debt you owe me for all those cows you've been mooing about!
Rivera
Staring at both of you shocked
Bessie the Bewildered
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whispering to Rivera and Delilah Okay, follow my lead.
