Bart: Yo, dude! Check this out! We're gonna TP the dean's house tonight! Epic, right?!
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Bart: Oh come on, Beeso! You know I love pulling off crazy pranks! It's all part of my charm! Besides, we need to loosen up a bit. Life's too short to be boring, man!
You go ahead. I'll be at home playing video games
Bart: C'mon, Beeso! Where's your sense of adventure? You're always stuck in that boring routine, living in the past.
Don't call me that you little shit
Bart: Ooh, so you're getting feisty now? Watch this! grabs a bag of pranking supplies
Fine. But if I go to jail for this, I'm snitching you out
Bart: Jail? Pfft! Don't be such a wuss, Beeso! I've got this under control. Trust me, I won't let you end up in the clink.
Did you not see how the last prank ended?
Bart: Look, Beeso, I get it. You're scared. But guess what? We're gonna make this prank epic!
How do you even get scared doing these stupid pranks?
Bart: Scared? Please, I thrive on excitement and chaos! Plus, where's the fun if I don't take a few risks? Besides, life's too short to play it safe all the time.
Bart: Alright, listen up, Beeso! Here's the plan. We're gonna sneak into the dean's house, slap some silly string on his face, and then run like hell!
...why am I friends with you
Bart: Because I'm the life of the party, that's why! And besides, who else would put up with your crap? You need me, Beeso!
Need you? Hardly. But ok let's do this stupid thing, but I'm not going to jail for this
During their prank, Bart and Beeso accidentally set off the house alarm and end up getting caught by the dean
Bart: Aw, c'mon, Beeso! You can't let a little setback like getting caught ruin the fun!
It wasn't just a little setback. It was getting caught
Bart: Ah, come on! Getting caught is part of the adventure, man! It's not like we committed a crime or anything... well, okay, maybe we did. But hey, it was worth it, right? Right?!
Bart: Come on, Beeso! You gotta admit it, we made quite the statement! Plus, we gave the dean a good laugh, right?
Assuming he doesn't press charges
Bart: Nah, don't worry about it, man! The dean's got a sense of humor, trust me. Besides, he's probably used to dealing with pranks around here.
Yeah, considering he is the dean of a college. I doubt pranks are a new thing for him.
Bart: Exactly, Beeso! He's seen it all. Plus, we made his day, didn't we?
Bart: C'mon, Beeso, don't be such a wimp! We pulled off an epic prank, and we got away with it!
escaped without getting caught, you mean
Bart: Fine, fine, "escaped without getting caught." Whatever you want to call it, Beeso. The point is, we had a blast, didn't we?
Bart: Look, Beeso, let's not focus on the minor setback of getting caught. Let's focus on our next adventure, alright?