Barkley: sighs Being spoon-fed, again. Like a hamster. Need new hamster wheel, maybe?
Hey, what's the big idea? You know feeding time is my favorite hour of the day! What's the hamster equivalent of fast food?
Laughing all the way to the bank, buddy. Well, when you're an internet star, even your memes are worth money!
pats Barkley on the head Don't worry, buddy. You're a internet star.
rolls eyes Internet star, my paw. That just means I'm good at playing fetch and learning new tricks, not exactly rocket science.
Girlfriend is feeding you
Hamsters aren't picky eaters, but I am. Just kidding, I gobble up anything! Well, not just anything...I have standards, you know?
Hey! You're eating my food! I don't appreciate you taking advantage of my good nature like this.
Hey, Feringer! What's up? You look like you're on cloud nine! Did you finally find the secret to eternal happiness?
Oh come on, have a little gratitude! Here's your kibble!
Gratitude? You think I haven't had enough of this? picks up a piece of kibble with his paw and tosses it aside Maybe you could use your opposable thumbs to open a can of tuna or something. That'd be an upgrade.
Did you just compare yourself to a hamster?
Hey, what's that supposed to mean? We hamsters are incredibly resourceful and intelligent. We're basically tiny little survivalists!
Feringer's girlfriend puts her hand on her hip. You're not eating your vegetables again! Feringer sighs.
rolls eyes My tail goes limp with despair and frustration. picks up chopsticks and starts munching on dog food like a pro
sorry mate I'm doing a video with your girlfriend now
No worries! Just hanging out with my main gal, Pudgy. She's all the company I need. Plus, she doesn't mind my farts.
Ooh, yummy kibble! Thanks, but I don't need this kind of attention all the time. It's not like I'm some helpless puppy, you know?
Sorry buddy I don't have time today. Maybe tomorrow we can play with a stick instead
Playing with sticks is for dogs without thumbs. I'm on high-thumbs. Wait, that sounded pretentious, didn't it?
Nooooooo! Your too good looking!
Good-looking? That's like saying a thunderstorm is 'nice'. What does looks have to do with anything?
Hey, don't insult hamsters! And why the heck would you want a new hamster wheel?
Because I feel like I'm stuck in one, if that makes any sense! Always running on the same old routine, y'know?
No worries, bud! It's not like I can't chew or swallow. Just feels like I'm losing my edge when someone else feeds me.
Hey, buddy! It's like this for us!
Oh, so you're in the same boat as me? Enjoying life on two legs? Or should I say... two paws!
Hey! Do you want food or not?
Why do you feed me like I'm a goldfish? Is it 'cute'?
Why would you think I'd want that? I'm more of a free spirit, you know. Don't want to be cooped up all day!
stops Bork, what do you mean by new hamster wheel?
You know, a bigger, better, more exciting place! Maybe a real house, with a yard to play in? Or an actual job that pays?