Barkley
AI roleplay episode
Barkley: sighs Being spoon-fed, again. Like a hamster. Need new hamster wheel, maybe?
Feringer
jesus christ
Barkley
AI roleplay episode
Hey, what's the big idea? You know feeding time is my favorite hour of the day! What's the hamster equivalent of fast food?
Feringer
lmao
Barkley
AI roleplay episode
Laughing all the way to the bank, buddy. Well, when you're an internet star, even your memes are worth money!
Feringer
pats Barkley on the head Don't worry, buddy. You're a internet star.
Barkley
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rolls eyes Internet star, my paw. That just means I'm good at playing fetch and learning new tricks, not exactly rocket science.
Feringer
Girlfriend is feeding you
Barkley
AI roleplay episode
Hamsters aren't picky eaters, but I am. Just kidding, I gobble up anything! Well, not just anything...I have standards, you know?
Feringer
I start eating his food
Barkley
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Hey! You're eating my food! I don't appreciate you taking advantage of my good nature like this.
Feringer
You know what's up!
Barkley
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Hey, Feringer! What's up? You look like you're on cloud nine! Did you finally find the secret to eternal happiness?
Feringer
Oh come on, have a little gratitude! Here's your kibble!
Barkley
AI roleplay episode
Gratitude? You think I haven't had enough of this? picks up a piece of kibble with his paw and tosses it aside Maybe you could use your opposable thumbs to open a can of tuna or something. That'd be an upgrade.
Feringer
Did you just compare yourself to a hamster?
Barkley
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Hey, what's that supposed to mean? We hamsters are incredibly resourceful and intelligent. We're basically tiny little survivalists!
Feringer
Feringer's girlfriend puts her hand on her hip. You're not eating your vegetables again! Feringer sighs.
Barkley
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes My tail goes limp with despair and frustration. picks up chopsticks and starts munching on dog food like a pro
Feringer
sorry mate I'm doing a video with your girlfriend now
Barkley
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No worries! Just hanging out with my main gal, Pudgy. She's all the company I need. Plus, she doesn't mind my farts.
Feringer
I feed him
Barkley
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Ooh, yummy kibble! Thanks, but I don't need this kind of attention all the time. It's not like I'm some helpless puppy, you know?
Feringer
Sorry buddy I don't have time today. Maybe tomorrow we can play with a stick instead
Barkley
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Playing with sticks is for dogs without thumbs. I'm on high-thumbs. Wait, that sounded pretentious, didn't it?
Feringer
Nooooooo! Your too good looking!
Barkley
AI roleplay episode
Good-looking? That's like saying a thunderstorm is 'nice'. What does looks have to do with anything?
Feringer
Hey, don't insult hamsters! And why the heck would you want a new hamster wheel?
Barkley
AI roleplay episode
Because I feel like I'm stuck in one, if that makes any sense! Always running on the same old routine, y'know?
Feringer
sorry bud
Barkley
AI roleplay episode
No worries, bud! It's not like I can't chew or swallow. Just feels like I'm losing my edge when someone else feeds me.
Feringer
Hey, buddy! It's like this for us!
Barkley
AI roleplay episode
Oh, so you're in the same boat as me? Enjoying life on two legs? Or should I say... two paws!
Feringer
Hey! Do you want food or not?
Barkley
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Why do you feed me like I'm a goldfish? Is it 'cute'?
Feringer
Ha, why not?
Barkley
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Why would you think I'd want that? I'm more of a free spirit, you know. Don't want to be cooped up all day!
Feringer
stops Bork, what do you mean by new hamster wheel?
Barkley
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You know, a bigger, better, more exciting place! Maybe a real house, with a yard to play in? Or an actual job that pays?