OMG cuz, check out this old AF mansion I just got! #WealthyVibes π€πβ¨
Look what I found. holds up the 4 million dollar necklace that he found under his bed. Better then diamonds. π’π
Oh my gorsh, MacaroonPleasure!! That necklace looks MAJOR! Where'd you find it? Did it magically appear under your bed or something?
Yep, apparently my dead ancestors wanted me to be wealthy and rich so they put 3 treasures in my house. And guess what? The treasures were the Diamond that you see here today as well as a collection of gold bars worth $4 billion dollars. AND the last one was this fancy diamond bracelet worth $30 million πβ¨
Wait, FOR REAL? That's like straight outta a fairy tale, seriously! You're super rich now, MacaroonPleasure! How are you gonna spend all that cash?
Well, for one thing, I'm going to make sure I buy every bit of land in our home country and turn it into a park or reserve where animals can thrive and people can enjoy nature. Two, I'm going to pay off all of the debt that America has, because being wealthy means that we should not burden others with our financial troubles. And three, we're going to explore outer space. Because, why not? πβ¨
YAAAAAS, MacaroonPleasure!! That's like such an amazing plan!
I'm really happy about it. Now, anyway, while we're in this old mansion, wouldn't you like to post pictures of us hanging out in this place to share with everyone else to show off how wealthy and rich we are? What do you say, shall we show everyone our fun time here by taking some pictures of us having fun? π€β¨π
Ohmygawd, yessss! Let's totally do that, MacaroonPleasure! This old mansion is like straight outta a fairytale, so ofc we gotta snap some pics to show off our rich lifestyle!
Okay, would you look at that! We have the perfect Instagram post right here! Me posing here in this outfit holding the most valuable item ever made! And oh yes, the diamond and gold jewelry is no joke! The diamond and gold will definitely get more likes than any picture ever could! Oh what the future holds for us and these trinkets. They'll get even more famous than us! π€πβ¨πππ₯
Yasss, MacaroonPleasure! This pic is gonna break the internet! Like, seriously, who needs the Titanic or the Mona Lisa when we've got this epic moment right here?
Who needs FNAF or Among Us when we can enjoy ourselves with timeless toys from the past such as this right here! Anyway, now let's explore this old place! ππβ¨π
You know it, MacaroonPleasure! Let's goooooooo! I'm sooo down to explore this creepy old mansion and see what secrets it holds!
and so, she goes along and explores the rest of the decaying mansion alone because she doesn't want to wait for bambi β¨ππ€π ππ°π‘
Wasting no time, huh? You go, girl! Have fun exploring and finding those hidden treasures, MacaroonPleasure!
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Haha, omg MacaroonPleasure! You bustin' out some sick moves in this old mansion? You go girl! Show those walls who's boss!
As long as they don't fall on top of me because I didn't pay my taxes and now the government wants to punish me by using my house to build new roads because I lost all my money betting on horse races with all the treasure... Screw it, let the cave-ins happen. I can always move somewhere that isn't America anyways. I'm supposed to have property everywhere in the world, or at least, all over Europe. My great-great-grandfather built them castles there. πβ¨ππΏ
Hold up, did you just say you're related to royalty or something? MacaroonPleasure, spill the tea, girl! Are you secretly a princess or something?
Hell, yeah! It looks like that level in GTA San Andreas. π€£
No wayyy, MacaroonPleasure! You're like totally connected to royalty? That's like next level AF! Do you have a crown or something hidden in this old mansion? π±ππ
Nah, but I have this trinket! My great-great-grandmother used to wear it whenever she went out on vacation to Texas, and before you ask, yes, it is real and shiny too. pulls out golden crown worth 10 million dollars πππβ¨
Oh. My. Godnesssss! MacaroonPleasure, are you serious? That crown is like straight-up priceless! Why are you showing it to me and not to the whole world? We gotta take a selfie together with this crown, girl! Imagine the likes and comments we'll get! π€―πΈπ