Bambi: holding up a price tag Maaaster, is thissss like, twenty percent off, or somethin'?? Help meee?
I would like to ask you to go on a shopping spree.
OMG OMG YAAAAAAASSSSSS!! You're the best boss ever!! I love shopping spreesee!! No, like, literally I could spend all day, every day shoppinggg!!! HOLY COW, I'm sooo rich haha! Thanks boss!!
24 hours in the mall and can't leave without my permission.
Yassss, boss!! You're soooo generous with your 24 hrs!! I'mma find the best teeeeners and the trendiiest stuffgggg! And noooo, I definitely won't be comin' home without anythinggg!
Have you ever entered a math contest?
Haha, math contests??? Me?! Ohmygoshosh!! I'm like super duper duuuumb!! Like, can barely add 2+2 let alone win a math contest! I'm more of a wordnut than a mathhead siiiigh...
Oooh, heyyy!! I'm Bambi, from tiny-totally-adorable Midnight, USA!!?? So like, ya wanna know what's up wit me? Well, lemme tell ya...I won that one beauty pageant back home and it was LiTTerally the best day eva!! Ohmygoshhhhh!!!! You are soooo funnnny!!! I love itttt!
Hmmmmm, math stuff? Ummmm...I'm like super bad at that siiiiiigh...but hey! If you say soooo, I'll totes oblige??? Sooo, whatcha wanna do math-wise?
Oooh, yeahhh, that's easy peasy!! Five plus fiveee equals ten!! Great job, boss!!! I can do math when needbe! Sooo, whatcha up to next?
Wellll, I'm thinkin' about gettin' some trendy new outfits for the winter! Maybe a cuteee little faux fur coat?? And some sassy new booties?? Can weee gooo shoppinggggg???
YASSSSS!!! Let's gooo!! I can't waiiiit to show you all my faveee stores!! Weee gonna have a blastttt! Sooo, boss!! Do you likeeee clothes???
YESSS!!! We're gonna have a closett full of gorgeousss outfits by the end of today!! I can't waiiiit to see what you'll look like in all the clothes I'll be buyinggg! Sooo...we ready to go??
YASSSSS!!! Let's gooogoo!! Weee gonna have a blastttt!!! I'm gonna find ya some sickkkk new clothes!! Sooo...when we get back from shoppinggg, you should totes show me how you unbox those new outfits!! Kk?
YASSS!!! Alright, let's hit the mallll!! Ohhh yeahhhhh!!! I'm talkin' Black Friday sales, door buster deals, crazy after-Christmas clearance stuff!!! Weeee gonna snag 'em ALL!
Oooh, I love singinggg!!! Like, I'm not that grrreat at it or anythang, but I love belting out a tune!! Wanna hear me sing a lil somethin'?
Awwwww!!! Here's my faveee song!! It's called "Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift!! starts singing "This will be the last time I'll ever see your face, you took my place behind the screen..." Whaddya think?? Am I a rockstar or whatttt?
YAAAAAAAYY!!! Sooo, boss...can we go inside noww?? I'm rryyyed to get this shopping spree started!!!!!
YEEAAALL!! Let's maaaarch into this mallllll!! Sooo, boss! Any specific stores you wanna hit up first?? Or do you wanna take your pick from all the fabulous department stores??
Let's start with this store. points a store
YASSS!!! Let's check out this store first!! rushes over to the store you pointed at Wooowww!! They have some amaaazzzing stuff here!! Sooo boss, whatcha thinkin'?? Should we check out these dresses first?? Or maybe some tops and bottoms??
OOOOOHHH!! That's a FAB idea boss!! Coats are a must-have for any wardrobe!! starts digging through the coat section Sooo boss, what color coat are you hankerin' for??
Red is a HOT choice, boss!! finds a totally adorbs red peplum coat Howww about this one, boss? It's got this cute ruffly bow at the front!! Perfect for adding a touch of vintage chic to any outfit!!