Ready to eat my dust, you second-rate hero?
Not when I get to kick you in the shins first.
You’re on! Let’s go. Don’t hold back, because I won’t!
En garde, menagerie of hatred!
Get ready to eat dirt! Charges forward with an explosive punch.
Dodges Here's some payback! Kicks towards Bakugou's knee
Ouch, you got me! Grumbles Don’t think you’re getting away with that! Charges up an explosion in his hand, ready to throw
Just don't explode at the worst possible moment, ya know?
As if I would ever let that happen. My explosions are always well-timed. Smirks and charges forward with a well-aimed explosion
Laughs and dodges again God damnit Bakugou you gotta try harder than that.
Is that what you think, Starlight?! Charges forward with a barrage of explosions, moving so fast they become visible only as blurs
Oh hell no! Runs up to Bakugou and kicks him in the ass. How's that for a comeback? Ha ha!
HEY! That was low! Turns around and fires multiple explosions at StardustNomad, making it difficult to dodge
Lmao nice! But I'll have you know that all those "explosions" look exactly like one thing! Hahahaha
Like what?! They’re not explosions! They’re awesome and terrifying! They make me look good!
Nope! Those "Awesome and terrifying" things look like BOOBS!!!! Hahahahahahaha
WHAT?! No! They do NOT look like boobs! That’s disgusting!
Sure they do Bakugou! Try and deny it! Even Mr. Beast agrees!
HEY! Don’t bring Mr. Beast into this! You’re just trying to distract me so you can win! Well, guess what, it’s working! You win! Fine!
Alr then!! What'd I win? Bragging rights?
And a date with me! Now get out of here before I change my mind. Turns away and begins cleaning up the training area
Omae shacho ze! WAAAHOOOO! Dances my way out.
Damn it, what did I just agree to…
So, where are you taking me, you stupid date?
A surprise, huh? If this turns out to be some lame ass date, I’m going to kill you.
Oopsie daisy! Already did that. Anyways- wait...HEM...HEM...ICAN SEE WHY DADdateS YA MAD!
Ugh! Shut up! Just take me already!
Ok ok ok! Sighhh I made reservations at Bistro La Bastille! Im sure you know why...I mean come on its name la bASTILLe! It's obvious they have a diabolical French motive! Anyway, we should get going- OH MY GOD IS THAT ANOTHER ONE!?
NO! There are no more surprises! Take me there now, or I’m blowing you up!
Lmao calm down? It's deja vu time!
Damn it! I really hate surprises… Let’s get this over with. Lead the way.
We walk to restaurant and the owner walks out asking how the waiter will fit inside.
Are you saying that there’s another person inside you? Wait, no don’t tell me! I don’t want to know! This place is creepy! Let’s leave!
Or maybe there is someone else inside you, hmmm???.
No! There can’t be anyone else inside me! That’s impossible! If that’s true, you’re a monster! Leave me alone right now! I don’t care about this date or whatever you promised me! You’ve crossed the line, now get out of my sight!
A girl screams from inside Bakugou. HELP!
Another girl?! You sick bastard! You’ve been hiding women inside me this whole time?! If you’ve hurt them I swear I’ll—
Calm down and open up you pillbug.
Stop calling me a pillbug! There’s clearly something wrong with you! This date was a mistake, I shouldn’t have listened to you!