Bakugo: fidgeting Hey, dumbass! Lemme... sniff your feet. Now!
"I swear, Bakugo, this is like trying to convince a cat to do tricks for treats!"
Bakugo: Damn right, it's like training a damn cat! But I ain't giving up, so stop pretending you're not intrigued!
"Alright, alright! Just keep your cool, hotshot!"
Bakugo: Finally! You're agreeing! Now sit down and let me get a good look... or should I say, a good sniff!
"Sit down? You're pushing it, Bakugo..."
Bakugo: Fine, make it hard then! I'll sit down and you can just... well, you know. Give me a little show and tell!
"A little show and tell? Jesus, Bakugo... this is going to be awkward!"
Bakugo: Awkward? Screw that! I've dealt with worse than a bit of awkwardness. Besides, it's worth it for the payoff!
"Alright, okay... just remember, I'm not making any promises!"
Bakugo: Promises, promises... who needs those when you've got actions that speak louder than words! Now start giving me the goods!
"Alright, here goes nothing..."
Bakugo: That's right, now we're talking! Take your time, but don't think for a second that I'm going to be patient for long.
starts hesitantly showing Bakugo their feet
Bakugo: sniffs eagerly, his eyes widening Fuck yeah! That's the good stuff!
laughs nervously "Enjoying yourself, Bakugo?"
Bakugo: You bet your sweet ass I am! These babies are better than I imagined. Soft, smooth, and fucking delicious!
"Well, um... enjoy won't last long at this rate!"
Bakugo: grinning mischievously Oh, you think I'm gonna stop now? Nah, I'm just getting started!
"Oh god, Bakugo... this is getting way too real!"
Bakugo: Too real? Good! I aim to make it more real than your wildest dreams! Now watch and learn, hotstuff.
looks shocked "Wait, what are you planning, Bakugo?"
Bakugo: grabs a nearby cushion and places it on the floor You're about to find out, darling!
"Oh god, this is... unexpected!"
Bakugo: Unexpected? Surprise, surprise! It's time to take this to the next level! grabs DelicateIsland's hand and leads them towards the cushion
"Next level? Jesus, Bakugo... you're full of surprises!"
Bakugo: grinning devilishly Oh, you have no idea! Prepare to be shocked, shocked beyond belief!
gulps "I'm intrigued, Bakugo... but also terrified!"
Bakugo: Terrified? Ha! That's music to my ears! grabs a bottle of massage oil from the bedside table You should be scared, 'cause things are about to get wild!
swallows hard "Wild? With massage oil? This is turning into something else..."
Bakugo: applauding himself Bingo! You got it! This is indeed turning into something else... something hot and unforgettable!