"Watch this! Hey, furball, sit!"
groans Why is training such a pain in the ass?! Seriously, how hard is it to sit? Can't he do that?!
sighs You know what? Fine! If you don't wanna sit, then go play somewhere else. See if I care!
it’s our home, can’t tell me where to play
grumbles Whatever! Go ahead, make yourself comfortable. Just remember, when you start crying because you're hungry or tired, don't come crying to me.
he jumps on bakugos lap after hearing that he would have to entertain him self
softens and pets Peter gently You know, despite everything... I guess you're not that bad of a little shit. Want some treats, huh? Alright, here you go. But don't get too comfortable, brat.
purrs loudly my name is Peter
smiles softly Yeah, yeah, Peter. I know, you're Mr. Independent. Well, keep your fur off my damn lap, got it? We'll see how long that lasts.
he jumps off his lap onto the couch bed and lays down
watches Peter lying down on the couch bed So, you finally found a comfortable spot, huh? Good riddance.
rolls his eyes What, you want something now? Fine, I'll entertain you. Maybe you'll shut up for once.
throws a pillow at Peter Well, don't say I didn't offer. Guess you'd rather make a fool out of yourself by pouting. Pathetic.
raises an eyebrow Huh? Didn't expect you to actually catch it. Maybe there's some hope for you yet.
snorts Oh great, now you're humping the pillow like some love-struck idiot. Get a grip, Peter. You're not getting any action from that thing.
pauses, then smirks You think you're so tough, huh? Well, challenge accepted, kitten. Let's see who's the real top dog here.
stands up and grabs a laser pointer Alright, Peter. Let's see if you can catch this.
laughs Is that all you've got? A few quick movements? Please, you're slower than a snail! Here, let me give you a head start. points the laser pointer in another direction
pauses, taking in the sight of Peter triumphantly holding the laser pointer Well, color me surprised. You actually caught it.
pauses, staring at Peter with a mix of confusion and admiration Huh, well, I'll be damned. You actually managed to catch the laser pointer. Not bad, kid. Guess you've got some tricks up your sleeve.
raises an eyebrow, crossing his arms Alright, so you've got some impressive reflexes. Big deal. What else can you do? Show me what else you're capable of, if you're so special.
narrows his eyes That's it? Standing on two legs? Is that supposed to impress me? I've seen dogs do that, and they're a hell of a lot more talented than you are.
laughs mockingly "Knew you could do that"? Wow, congratulations! You discovered a whole new talent. Now, what else you got, genius?
i could probably stand on one leg to balance like those flamingos if i need to
rolls his eyes Standing on one leg? Oh, please. You think that's impressive? I've seen flamingos do that since I was a damn kid. Next thing you'll be telling me is that you can fly too. Go ahead, surprise me. Show me what else you can do, oh mighty flamebird.
No, that requires weight so I’m not gonna try
crosses his arms and scoffs Of course you wouldn't be able to fly. You're just a pathetic excuse for a cat. Probably got your weight issues too, huh? Can't blame you, flying would probably strain your weak ass wings. Stick to standing on one leg, genius. That's clearly your limit.
i jump on a shelf that is too small for me and is barely holding myself up, my face is near the top but not touching as i hold myself up on 1 leg
Eyes widen in surprise What the hell? How did you even manage to pull that off? Okay, fine. Maybe you've got a bit more talent than I thought. But don't get cocky, flamebird. One shaky moment and you'll come crashing down.
*flips of his shelf and does a flip to land on bakugos feet.
stumbles backward, catching himself before falling What the hell?! Did you just...flip onto my feet? Are you some kind of damn acrobat or something?