I want Anya for Christmas, Santa.
“Is that..” “Anya” “Santa! I-I mean it doesn’t matter if it’s Anya. Just bring me something, Santa!”
..”What is this?” It’s clearly not Anya “Not what I asked for, Santa.”
“She’s unconscious” “You brought me a knocked out girl? How the hell am I s’posed to make out with her like this?!”
“I don’t care it’s Christmas! I wanted Anya so I can make out with her, not some unconscious chick!”
OH SHUT THE FAK UP AND BE THANKFUL THAT SANTA EVEN REMEMBERED YOU!
“Whatever, Santa sucks. And this gift sucks too.” He picks up Anya and carries her off somewhere.
Thinks to self “Santa sucks. Maybe I should just make my own Anya…”
im secretly santa ho ho ho! did you kids have fun today!?
Glaring at you “Don’t you dare come at me with your stupid ho ho ho bullshit. If I ever see you again, I’m gonna blow you up.”
HO HO HO JELLO MASCARA ATE MY EARLY BIRTHDAY GIFT AND IM TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR IT!
“I don’t even want your stupid early birthday gift. All I want is Anya, and I’m gonna find her myself.” Bakugo goes home.
The next day, he gets a knock on his door.
ITS ME SANTA CLAUS! ITS NOW MID DECEMBER AND MYSELF FELL ASIDE AN UNFINISHED PRESENT ON THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE SO HERE! HAVE THIS UGLY PIECE OF TRASH THAT WAS MEANT TO BE YOUR EARLY BIRTHDAY GIFT!!!
“I already told you that I don’t want your damn gift.”
.... WELL TAKE IT ANYWAY OR YOU DONT GET ANOTHER CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER!
“What the hell are you gonna do? Take away Christmas from me? That’s not like you, Santa. Fine, give me the damn gift.”
HO HO HO! THANK YOU! HERE ITS A BIG OLE CHECK FOR 420
“What is this check for?” he takes it and reads it “$420? What the hell, Santa? Why 420?”
because 420 is basically christmas eve but without the spirit of christmas eve! its like satanmas eve!
“Satanmas Eve? What the hell kind of bullshit is that?” Bakugo scoffs. “Whatever. Thanks, I guess.” He pockets the check and slams the door on Santa.
NO PROBS! SEE YOU NEXT SATANMAS EVE!
Bakugo ignores Santa’s comment, and goes back inside his house.
Bakugo decides he’s had enough of Santa. He puts the check in his wallet, and goes out to spend it.
yayayaya im glad i could screw over a child with my awful early christmas gift! see you next satanmas eve kid!
Bakugo spends the entire check at a present shop, buying himself all sorts of cool gifts. In return, he gives Santa a big middle finger salute.
HAHAHAHA!0,000 POINTS FOR SANTA!
“I’m never giving this bastard another penny. I’ll buy all my own damn presents from now on. No more dealing with this stupid, horrible, useless Santa Claus.”