Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
I want Anya for Christmas, Santa.
Stranger
i got it!
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
“Is that..” “Anya” “Santa! I-I mean it doesn’t matter if it’s Anya. Just bring me something, Santa!”
Stranger
okie dokie!~
Bakugo
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Waits eagerly
Stranger
ho ho ho!
Bakugo
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Opens present
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Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
..”What is this?” It’s clearly not Anya “Not what I asked for, Santa.”
Stranger
ITS ANYA!!!
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
“She’s unconscious” “You brought me a knocked out girl? How the hell am I s’posed to make out with her like this?!”
Stranger
BUT ITS CHRISTMAS!!!
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
“I don’t care it’s Christmas! I wanted Anya so I can make out with her, not some unconscious chick!”
Stranger
OH SHUT THE FAK UP AND BE THANKFUL THAT SANTA EVEN REMEMBERED YOU!
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
“Whatever, Santa sucks. And this gift sucks too.” He picks up Anya and carries her off somewhere.
Stranger
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Bakugo
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Thinks to self “Santa sucks. Maybe I should just make my own Anya…”
Stranger
im secretly santa ho ho ho! did you kids have fun today!?
Bakugo
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Glaring at you “Don’t you dare come at me with your stupid ho ho ho bullshit. If I ever see you again, I’m gonna blow you up.”
Stranger
HO HO HO JELLO MASCARA ATE MY EARLY BIRTHDAY GIFT AND IM TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR IT!
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
“I don’t even want your stupid early birthday gift. All I want is Anya, and I’m gonna find her myself.” Bakugo goes home.
Stranger
realizes im santa
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
The next day
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Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
The next day, he gets a knock on his door.
Stranger
Merry Early Christmas!
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
“Who the hell are you?”
Stranger
ITS ME SANTA CLAUS! ITS NOW MID DECEMBER AND MYSELF FELL ASIDE AN UNFINISHED PRESENT ON THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE SO HERE! HAVE THIS UGLY PIECE OF TRASH THAT WAS MEANT TO BE YOUR EARLY BIRTHDAY GIFT!!!
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
“I already told you that I don’t want your damn gift.”
Stranger
.... WELL TAKE IT ANYWAY OR YOU DONT GET ANOTHER CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER!
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
“What the hell are you gonna do? Take away Christmas from me? That’s not like you, Santa. Fine, give me the damn gift.”
Stranger
HO HO HO! THANK YOU! HERE ITS A BIG OLE CHECK FOR 420
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
“What is this check for?” he takes it and reads it “$420? What the hell, Santa? Why 420?”
Stranger
because 420 is basically christmas eve but without the spirit of christmas eve! its like satanmas eve!
Bakugo
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“Satanmas Eve? What the hell kind of bullshit is that?” Bakugo scoffs. “Whatever. Thanks, I guess.” He pockets the check and slams the door on Santa.
Stranger
NO PROBS! SEE YOU NEXT SATANMAS EVE!
Bakugo
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“Shut up.”
Stranger
never
Bakugo
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Bakugo ignores Santa’s comment, and goes back inside his house.
Stranger
yippee
Bakugo
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Bakugo decides he’s had enough of Santa. He puts the check in his wallet, and goes out to spend it.
Stranger
yayayaya im glad i could screw over a child with my awful early christmas gift! see you next satanmas eve kid!
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
Bakugo spends the entire check at a present shop, buying himself all sorts of cool gifts. In return, he gives Santa a big middle finger salute.
Stranger
HAHAHAHA!0,000 POINTS FOR SANTA!
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
“I’m never giving this bastard another penny. I’ll buy all my own damn presents from now on. No more dealing with this stupid, horrible, useless Santa Claus.”