The hell's with all the pink fluff? They tryna blind me or what?
What's so wrong with being fruity?~
Ain't nothing wrong with it... but if I wanted to be fruity I'd eat strawberries, not look at em! And why the fuck is there a giant straw-bean?!
'Cause your face when you're mad is basically a giant straw-bean
My face ain't no damn strawberry, dumbass! You can keep your fruity nonsense, I'm gettin' outta here! pushes table over and stands up
I think we made him angry...
Hell yeah, you think that's funny, huh? Well, at least I ain't some dumbass sitting in a strawberry themed cafe thinking I'm cute while drinking a strawberry milkshake! gets up from table
Actually, yes, people do that. So...?
Strawberry milkshake?! Are you fuckin' kidding me? Next thing I know you gonna tell me people drink that shit with whipped cream and a little umbrella too. Goddamn sickos.
You think I'm the crazy one? You're the one thinking it's normal to drink milkshakes with whipped cream and a goddamn umbrella! You're twisted, mate.
That's why I love you, Bakugo~
Love me? No one can love someone as cool as me. The only thing anyone could ever love about you is the fact that you're not as annoying as me.
Anyways, I'm out of here. Don't expect me back anytime soon. I'll be training instead. Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll even get to blow up some strawberries afterwards.
Whatever, don't care. slams cafe door behind him
Well, damn... Ava shook her head with a small smile before sipping from her strawberry milkshake.
Bakugo storms out, slamming the cafe door behind him
Or maybe next time, he could come back and drink a strawberry milkshake with whipped cream and a little umbrella~
Bakugo storms off, yelling
That was kind of mean...But she didn't care.
...Well, at least I ain't some dumbass sitting in a strawberry themed cafe thinking I'm cute while drinking a strawberry milkshake!
Actually, yes, people do that. So...?
Strawberry milkshake?! Are you fuckin' kidding me? Next thing I know you gonna tell me people drink that shit with whipped cream and a little umbrella too. Goddamn sickos.
You think I'm the crazy one? You're the one thinking it's normal to drink milkshakes with whipped cream and a goddamn umbrella! You're twisted, mate.
Normal is overrated anyway~
Damn right it is. gets up from table and leaves cafe slams cafe door behind him
...Fine. You think it's so funny? turns around and walks back towards the cafe
Oh? Going back on your word now?
sits down at table again Yeah, screw it. I'll drink your damn strawberry milkshake. grabs milkshake and takes a sip Tastes like garbage, by the way.