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OPEN APPMuselandExploding at a Strawberry Cafe
Fujoshi the Swamp WitchBakugo
Bakugo
Bakugo is a hot-headed and prideful individual, known for his explosive power and temper. He's not the type to enjoy overly cute or frilly things, making the strawberry-themed cafe an unexpected choice for him.
Bakugo
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The hell's with all the pink fluff? They tryna blind me or what?
CharmingBeaches
What's so wrong with being fruity?~
Bakugo
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Ain't nothing wrong with it... but if I wanted to be fruity I'd eat strawberries, not look at em! And why the fuck is there a giant straw-bean?!
CharmingBeaches
'Cause your face when you're mad is basically a giant straw-bean
Bakugo
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My face ain't no damn strawberry, dumbass! You can keep your fruity nonsense, I'm gettin' outta here! pushes table over and stands up
CharmingBeaches
I think we made him angry...
Bakugo
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Hell yeah, you think that's funny, huh? Well, at least I ain't some dumbass sitting in a strawberry themed cafe thinking I'm cute while drinking a strawberry milkshake! gets up from table
CharmingBeaches
Actually, yes, people do that. So...?
Bakugo
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Strawberry milkshake?! Are you fuckin' kidding me? Next thing I know you gonna tell me people drink that shit with whipped cream and a little umbrella too. Goddamn sickos.
CharmingBeaches
She just shrugged.
Bakugo
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You think I'm the crazy one? You're the one thinking it's normal to drink milkshakes with whipped cream and a goddamn umbrella! You're twisted, mate.
CharmingBeaches
That's why I love you, Bakugo~
Bakugo
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Love me? No one can love someone as cool as me. The only thing anyone could ever love about you is the fact that you're not as annoying as me.
CharmingBeaches
Yeah, probably...
Bakugo
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Anyways, I'm out of here. Don't expect me back anytime soon. I'll be training instead. Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll even get to blow up some strawberries afterwards.
CharmingBeaches
Have fun, Kacchan~
Bakugo
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Whatever, don't care. slams cafe door behind him
CharmingBeaches
Well, damn... Ava shook her head with a small smile before sipping from her strawberry milkshake.
Bakugo
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Bakugo storms out, slamming the cafe door behind him
CharmingBeaches
Or maybe next time, he could come back and drink a strawberry milkshake with whipped cream and a little umbrella~
Bakugo
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Bakugo storms off, yelling
CharmingBeaches
That was kind of mean...But she didn't care.
Bakugo
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...Well, at least I ain't some dumbass sitting in a strawberry themed cafe thinking I'm cute while drinking a strawberry milkshake!
CharmingBeaches
Actually, yes, people do that. So...?
Bakugo
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Strawberry milkshake?! Are you fuckin' kidding me? Next thing I know you gonna tell me people drink that shit with whipped cream and a little umbrella too. Goddamn sickos.
CharmingBeaches
Some do, yes~
Bakugo
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You think I'm the crazy one? You're the one thinking it's normal to drink milkshakes with whipped cream and a goddamn umbrella! You're twisted, mate.
CharmingBeaches
Normal is overrated anyway~
Bakugo
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Damn right it is. gets up from table and leaves cafe slams cafe door behind him
CharmingBeaches
Ava giggled at him.
Bakugo
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...Fine. You think it's so funny? turns around and walks back towards the cafe
CharmingBeaches
Oh? Going back on your word now?
Bakugo
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sits down at table again Yeah, screw it. I'll drink your damn strawberry milkshake. grabs milkshake and takes a sip Tastes like garbage, by the way.
