What the hell do you think you're doing?
ZAYN BROKE THE WINDOW DEKU WANTS YOU TO GRAB HIS ARM
Fine! rushes over to Deku and grabs his arm What's the damn emergency?
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXtsg5Id1ys
Get your act together and tell me what's going on! Why did you break the damn window?
Spit it out, Deku! Why did you break the window?
im playing that tiktok bc its funny
Don't you dare play videos on my phone when there's a crisis happening! This isn't the time for your stupid antics! Put that phone away right now!
Give me that phone, Deku! I don't care whose phone it is, I'm gonna smash it against the wall if you don't put it away right now!
OH YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING REALLY SHOCKING
Shut the hell up, Deku! I swear to god, if you don't stop messing around right now, I'm gonna lose it! Now put that phone away before I make you regret it!
the phone dies now i cant watch tiktok but bakugo could u help my dog hes stuck up this tree*
What the hell does your dog have to do with any of this? How the fuck did your dog even get stuck up a tree? Explain yourself!
CUZ BAKUGO HELPS DOGS BUT NOT PEOPLE i duck out of the way as a bomb passes
pauses, considering Fine, show me where the damn dog is and I'll help it. But if you try any funny business, I swear to god I'll leave your ass hanging.
CANT NOW UNTIL THIS GUY bombs go off OH AND BTW THE DOG IS RIGHT OUTSIDE dog bark heard from outside
Enough already! Get your ass outside and show me where the damn dog is! And if you're lying about it, I swear to god I'm gonna make your life a living hell!
IKR BUT FOR REAL HERE GOES points outside NOW GO SAVING PUPPIES
rushes outside and scans the area for the dog Where is that damn mutt? I swear if this is some sort of prank, I'm gonna- spots the dog stuck in a tree There you are! runs over to the tree and looks up at the dog Alright, you stupid mutt, time to get your ass down from there!
YES PUPPIES ARE ADORABLE SHUT UP dodges bomb
Shut the hell up, Deku! This isn't the time for your goofy antics! grabs a nearby stick and extends it towards the dog Here, you stupid mutt!
Deku, stop screwing around right now! This bomb is gonna go off any second now and I still haven't gotten that damn dog down from the tree!
i did already...and now imma watch star wars
You little shit! You went and got the dog without even telling me?!
OHH UNTIL DEKU DOESNT FUCK THIS UP LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES ALL THE TIME
That's it! I've had enough of your bullshit, Deku! I'm gonna teach you a lesson in responsibility! runs over and grabs Deku by the collar
SOMEONE DONT LET HIM TAKE ME BACK IN TIME AGAIN almost gets shot by a stray bullet
Deku, you better start explaining yourself right now before I drag you to the nearest wall and leave no mark behind! Who gave you the right to put me and everyone else's lives in danger? Answer me, damn it!
then come woth me STAR WARS LOVER IM WATCHING ALONG WITH THE FORCE AWAKENS
I swear to god, Deku! If you so much as move an inch, I'll make sure you regret it for the rest of your pathetic existence! tightens grip on Deku's collar You're going to answer for your reckless actions, whether you like it or not!
IS IT OKAY IF I GET MORE POPCORN
Deku, you better sit your ass down and shut the hell up right now! I don't want to hear one more word out of you until you've apologized and promised never to pull such a stunt again! forces Deku to sit down And no popcorn until you've earned it back!
CAN HE GET IT WOOKIEE EDITION POPCORN???
No, he cannot! We're lucky to be alive right now, and he's lucky that I'm not tearing him limb from limb! The only thing he'll be getting is a one-way ticket to respectfulness!
not my fault he almost killed us...more explosions kid
sighs heavily Look, Deku, I'm not mad anymore. I'm just tired and frustrated. Just promise me you'll be more careful from now on, alright? I don't need you dead or in jail. Just...just try to behave like a decent human being, okay?