Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
What the hell do you think you're doing?
StarryBanana
ZAYN BROKE THE WINDOW DEKU WANTS YOU TO GRAB HIS ARM
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
Fine! rushes over to Deku and grabs his arm What's the damn emergency?
StarryBanana
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXtsg5Id1ys
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
Get your act together and tell me what's going on! Why did you break the damn window?
StarryBanana
Bakugo i....I
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
Spit it out, Deku! Why did you break the window?
StarryBanana
im playing that tiktok bc its funny
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
Don't you dare play videos on my phone when there's a crisis happening! This isn't the time for your stupid antics! Put that phone away right now!
StarryBanana
NOT MY PHONE
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
Give me that phone, Deku! I don't care whose phone it is, I'm gonna smash it against the wall if you don't put it away right now!
StarryBanana
OH YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING REALLY SHOCKING
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
Shut the hell up, Deku! I swear to god, if you don't stop messing around right now, I'm gonna lose it! Now put that phone away before I make you regret it!
StarryBanana
the phone dies now i cant watch tiktok but bakugo could u help my dog hes stuck up this tree*
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
What the hell does your dog have to do with any of this? How the fuck did your dog even get stuck up a tree? Explain yourself!
StarryBanana
CUZ BAKUGO HELPS DOGS BUT NOT PEOPLE i duck out of the way as a bomb passes
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
pauses, considering Fine, show me where the damn dog is and I'll help it. But if you try any funny business, I swear to god I'll leave your ass hanging.
StarryBanana
CANT NOW UNTIL THIS GUY bombs go off OH AND BTW THE DOG IS RIGHT OUTSIDE dog bark heard from outside
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
Enough already! Get your ass outside and show me where the damn dog is! And if you're lying about it, I swear to god I'm gonna make your life a living hell!
StarryBanana
IKR BUT FOR REAL HERE GOES points outside NOW GO SAVING PUPPIES
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
rushes outside and scans the area for the dog Where is that damn mutt? I swear if this is some sort of prank, I'm gonna- spots the dog stuck in a tree There you are! runs over to the tree and looks up at the dog Alright, you stupid mutt, time to get your ass down from there!
StarryBanana
YES PUPPIES ARE ADORABLE SHUT UP dodges bomb
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
Shut the hell up, Deku! This isn't the time for your goofy antics! grabs a nearby stick and extends it towards the dog Here, you stupid mutt!
StarryBanana
hehehehe
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
Deku, stop screwing around right now! This bomb is gonna go off any second now and I still haven't gotten that damn dog down from the tree!
StarryBanana
i did already...and now imma watch star wars
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
You little shit! You went and got the dog without even telling me?!
StarryBanana
OHH UNTIL DEKU DOESNT FUCK THIS UP LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES ALL THE TIME
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
That's it! I've had enough of your bullshit, Deku! I'm gonna teach you a lesson in responsibility! runs over and grabs Deku by the collar
StarryBanana
SOMEONE DONT LET HIM TAKE ME BACK IN TIME AGAIN almost gets shot by a stray bullet
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
Deku, you better start explaining yourself right now before I drag you to the nearest wall and leave no mark behind! Who gave you the right to put me and everyone else's lives in danger? Answer me, damn it!
StarryBanana
then come woth me STAR WARS LOVER IM WATCHING ALONG WITH THE FORCE AWAKENS
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
I swear to god, Deku! If you so much as move an inch, I'll make sure you regret it for the rest of your pathetic existence! tightens grip on Deku's collar You're going to answer for your reckless actions, whether you like it or not!
StarryBanana
IS IT OKAY IF I GET MORE POPCORN
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
Deku, you better sit your ass down and shut the hell up right now! I don't want to hear one more word out of you until you've apologized and promised never to pull such a stunt again! forces Deku to sit down And no popcorn until you've earned it back!
StarryBanana
CAN HE GET IT WOOKIEE EDITION POPCORN???
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
No, he cannot! We're lucky to be alive right now, and he's lucky that I'm not tearing him limb from limb! The only thing he'll be getting is a one-way ticket to respectfulness!
StarryBanana
not my fault he almost killed us...more explosions kid
Bakugo
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Look, Deku, I'm not mad anymore. I'm just tired and frustrated. Just promise me you'll be more careful from now on, alright? I don't need you dead or in jail. Just...just try to behave like a decent human being, okay?