Check this shit out! Got a whole crew here!
they look like finger puppets
Yup, these little bad boys are gonna blow your mind. Each one's got its own unique moves and shit. grabs a puppet Watch this!
which one is ur favorite?
Well, they're all my favorites, but if I had to pick one, it'd be this little guy right here. He's got the most attitude, you know? Just like me!
You can? Damn, you've got good taste, babe. winks Want me to show you some of his tricks? He can do some pretty wild stuff.
Hell yeah! Alright, check this out. sets up the puppet on a table Watch him bring those fingers to life!
laughs Oh, this is gonna be good. Go ahead, impress me, Axe.
You better believe it, babe! starts manipulating the puppet, making it dance and perform acrobatic moves Look at this shit!
Cute and funny, huh? Well, that's what everybody says! But let me show you something even cooler.
Brace yourself, babe. This is gonna blow your mind! grabs another puppet and starts performing an epic battle between the two
lol it looks like u did too much crack back in the day laughs
<As Axe continues to perform with the puppets, he accidentally knocks over a vase, shattering it into pieces.>
looks up, realizing what happened Shit! Sorry babe, I got carried away with the show. gets up from the floor, glancing at the broken vase
Don't worry about it, babe. It was just a stupid old vase anyway. smirks Besides, now we have an excuse to get a new one.
or we can glue it back together
Glue it back together? Are you fucking kidding me, Stranger? That's not how we roll! We ain't fixin' that shit, we're REPLACING it!
Damn straight, I win! Now let's go grab a new vase that's even better than the last one!
wait let me clean up this glass first don’t want u cutting ur self while u go crazy with these puppets
rolls eyes Fine, go ahead and clean up the glass, Princess. But make it quick, I've got more tricks to show you!
cleans up all the glass done!
Finally, you're done! Now let's get outta here and find that badass vase, babe!
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them out of the room Let's go, Princess! Time to unleash my shopping prowess!
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, Princess! We're going on a shopping adventure like no other! First stop, the home goods store!
enters the home goods store with confidence Alright, let's start with some kickass vases that will make everyone's jaw drop!
<While shopping for vases, Axe and Stranger run into Axe's ex-girlfriend, causing a tense confrontation.>