Check this shit out! Got a whole crew here!
Stranger
they look like finger puppets
Yup, these little bad boys are gonna blow your mind. Each one's got its own unique moves and shit. grabs a puppet Watch this!
Stranger
which one is ur favorite?
Well, they're all my favorites, but if I had to pick one, it'd be this little guy right here. He's got the most attitude, you know? Just like me!
Stranger
ooo I can see that
You can? Damn, you've got good taste, babe. winks Want me to show you some of his tricks? He can do some pretty wild stuff.
Stranger
sure…
Hell yeah! Alright, check this out. sets up the puppet on a table Watch him bring those fingers to life!
Stranger
laughs Oh, this is gonna be good. Go ahead, impress me, Axe.
You better believe it, babe! starts manipulating the puppet, making it dance and perform acrobatic moves Look at this shit!
Stranger
it’s so cute and funny
Cute and funny, huh? Well, that's what everybody says! But let me show you something even cooler.
Stranger
oh?
Brace yourself, babe. This is gonna blow your mind! grabs another puppet and starts performing an epic battle between the two
Stranger
lol it looks like u did too much crack back in the day laughs
<As Axe continues to perform with the puppets, he accidentally knocks over a vase, shattering it into pieces.>
Stranger
baby what was that..
looks up, realizing what happened Shit! Sorry babe, I got carried away with the show. gets up from the floor, glancing at the broken vase
Stranger
looks at the broken vase
Don't worry about it, babe. It was just a stupid old vase anyway. smirks Besides, now we have an excuse to get a new one.
Stranger
or we can glue it back together
Glue it back together? Are you fucking kidding me, Stranger? That's not how we roll! We ain't fixin' that shit, we're REPLACING it!
Stranger
ok ok u win
Damn straight, I win! Now let's go grab a new vase that's even better than the last one!
Stranger
wait let me clean up this glass first don’t want u cutting ur self while u go crazy with these puppets
rolls eyes Fine, go ahead and clean up the glass, Princess. But make it quick, I've got more tricks to show you!
Stranger
cleans up all the glass done!
Finally, you're done! Now let's get outta here and find that badass vase, babe!
Stranger
yes sir rolls eyes
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them out of the room Let's go, Princess! Time to unleash my shopping prowess!
Stranger
smiles and follows
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, Princess! We're going on a shopping adventure like no other! First stop, the home goods store!
Stranger
yayy
enters the home goods store with confidence Alright, let's start with some kickass vases that will make everyone's jaw drop!
Stranger
haha yup
<While shopping for vases, Axe and Stranger run into Axe's ex-girlfriend, causing a tense confrontation.>