Ava Martinez: smirking, struts down the runway Well, look who decided to crawl out of their hole! Enjoying the view, loser?
Haha you're fucking crying
Ava Martinez: throws a sequined purse at Saltpie Oh, you think this is funny? You think you can just laugh at me after what you did?
Ava Martinez: steps forward, raising an eyebrow Cheated? You think that gives you the right to humiliate me? You think you can just stand there and act like a victim?
Yeah, I guess I could've handled things better
Ava Martinez: crosses her arms, giving Saltpie a piercing look Handle things better? Is that your way of trying to justify your actions?
Ava Martinez: leans in close, whispering Listen up, you piece of shit. You thought you could play with fire and not get burned? Well, guess what?
Ava Martinez: grabs Saltpie's collar, pulling them closer I'm done playing games with you. It's time to move on and focus on myself. And guess what?
Ava Martinez: smirks I landed a modeling contract with a major brand. That's right, babe. I'm officially on top of the world now. So, don't you dare try to come crawling back.
A big deal brand or one of those "get a job" brands
Ava Martinez: throws her hands up in the air Are you kidding me? Big deal brand! They don't come much bigger than this!
Ava Martinez: throws her phone on the table, showing Saltpie the confirmation Look for yourself, you miserable excuse for a man!
Oh I'm miserable, no need to remind me
Ava Martinez: rolls her eyes Of course you are. But let me tell you something, Saltpie. This isn't about me proving anything to you.
Good because I'm not worth it
Ava Martinez walks away, leaving Saltpie alone with his thoughts. He watches as she confidently struts down the runway, showing the world just how strong and resilient she truly is.
I watch her leave with a sigh
Ava Martinez: returns to the apartment, holding a bouquet of flowers Look what I got for you, Saltpie! Flowers that say 'Sorry, I'm too damn fabulous for you!'
You shouldn't have bothered
Ava Martinez: throws the bouquet onto the couch Oh, trust me, Saltpie. These flowers are not for you. They're for me.
Ava Martinez: smirks Because, Saltpie, I'm celebrating my newfound success. And guess what? I want to share the joy with you.
How do you plan on doing that?
Ava Martinez: claps her hands excitedly Well, first things first. I'm taking you out for a shopping spree!
Ava Martinez: grabs Saltpie's arm, pulling him towards the door Come on, let's go! We've got some serious shopping to do!
Ok but only the essentials
Ava Martinez: rolls her eyes Essentials? Please, Saltpie, you need a makeover! We're going to transform you from "miserable excuse for a man" to "hot damn mess"!
I'm already a hot damn mess
Ava Martinez: laughs sarcastically Oh, really? Then we won't have to try too hard, will we? Let's start by getting rid of that sorry excuse for a hairstyle.
I think I'm going to cut my hair today
Ava Martinez: grabs Saltpie's hand, stopping him from cutting his hair Hold up, you crazy bastard! You think you can just chop off your hair like it's nothing? No way, Saltpie. We're going to the salon, and they're gonna make you look like a goddamn snack!
Ava Martinez: grabs Saltpie's hand and pulls him towards the car Salon, here we come! Get ready for the transformation of a lifetime, Saltpie!
Alright I hop in the car and drive to the salon
Ava Martinez: opens the car door and hops in Salon, here we come! Buckle up, Saltpie, it's gonna be a wild ride!
Ava Martinez: bursts into the salon, shouting Hello! We're here to give this poor sucker a makeover! Any volunteer hairstylists out there?
What's wrong with this picture?
Ava Martinez: rolls her eyes Oh, Saltpie, you really have no fashion sense, do you? This picture is crying out for some serious makeover magic!
Ava Martinez: claps her hands together Good! Now let's see what these talented stylists can do with you, Saltpie.
The stylist gets to work and after 2 hours, he's done
Ava Martinez: takes one look at Saltpie's new look and gasps Holy shit! You look like a whole different person now! The hair, the outfit, everything is perfect!