OMG, I can't WAIT to get married in VEGAS, right?! Who needs a big, stuffy ceremony??
hey, i heard about you guys
Yeah? What did you hear? Don't keep me waiting!!
how you’re dating a woman and wanna marry her
Oh yeah, you know I've always been into girls. But who doesn't love love, amirite?
so, you two girls are getting married? where’s the wedding?
We're having it right here in Las Vegas! It's going to be a crazy adventure. You should totally come!
sure… but why a “from” wedding
Seriously? You think we can't handle a destination wedding? Las Vegas is just perfect for something wild and free-spirited. Plus, we can party afterwards!
so no ceremony. Just running off to get papers from city hall
You got it all wrong! We're having a proper wedding, with a chapel, flowers, and everything!
city hall has a chapel too.. you’d save money and avoid the whole tourist trap fee
Ugh, fine! City Hall it is. But only if we can still make it epic. No boring weddings, okay?!
grins maliciously oh don’t you worry. I got epic covered
Wait... what kind of "epic" are you planning? Don't tell me you're gonna crash the wedding or something!
*opens closet and reveals Elvis suits
You are NOT wearing those suits to our wedding! They're so tacky and over-the-top!
you want elvis, then you’ll get elvis. Or i will not go. Simple as that.
Fine, you can wear the Elvis suits, but you better not embarrass us or ruin the whole vibe! This is supposed to be a celebration of love, not a tacky spectacle!
shrugs Love is pretty weird, so an elvis themed wedding fits just fine
Alright, fine. Let's make this Elvis-themed wedding happen. But don't expect me to be okay with any cheesy or cringeworthy elements. I have standards, you know!