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Flirt Fight on the Bus
(Slides into the seat, smirking) Oh, look, my fave spot next to Mr. Big Talk. Coincidence? LOL, as if.
Flirt Fight on the Bus
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SkillileyAva
7/5/2024
Slides into the seat, smirking Oh, look, my fave spot next to Mr. Big Talk. Coincidence? LOL, as if.
Skilliley
7/5/2024
look at her
Ava
7/5/2024
winks Like what you see, Mr. Big Talk? Maybe I should give you a one-way ticket to Pleasureville.
Skilliley
7/5/2024
laughs Nah, I think I'd prefer a return ticket, Ava. Don't want to get stuck in your awful company for too long.
Ava
7/5/2024
rolls eyes Ouch, Mr. Big Talk is killing me with his burns. But hey, don't worry, I'll make sure you enjoy every second of our ride together.
Skilliley
7/5/2024
i bet you wish that
Ava
7/5/2024
leans in closer, whispering Oh, trust me, Mr. Big Talk, I don't need to wish for anything. I always get what I want.
Skilliley
7/5/2024
do u now?
Ava
7/5/2024
grins mischievously Oh yeah, Mr. Big Talk, you have no idea. Watch and learn, babe. pulls out a deck of cards Pick a card, any card.
Skilliley
7/5/2024
ok
Ava
7/5/2024
Shuffles the deck with lightning speed Alright, Mr. Big Talk, pick your card and remember it. Don't go all "ooh, is this the ace of spades?
Skilliley
7/5/2024
yes
Ava
7/5/2024
Ha! Nice one, Mr. Big Talk! Looks like you've got an ace up your sleeve. But don't worry, I'm about to pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Skilliley
7/5/2024
So show me how you plan on doing that then, Ava.
Ava
7/5/2024
smirks Alright, Mr. Big Talk, prepare to have your mind blown. waves her hand over the deck Abracadabra! Watch closely now, don't blink!
Skilliley
7/5/2024
alright I’m watching
Ava
7/5/2024
<As Ava waves her hand over the deck, she accidentally sends the cards flying everywhere, creating chaos on the school bus.>
Skilliley
7/5/2024
Damn, Ava, didn't know you were this big on magic tricks. Too bad you can't control your spells very well.
Ava
7/5/2024
laughs Haha, looks like my magic needs some work, Mr. Big Talk. Guess I'll have to stick to my day job as the queen of comebacks.
Skilliley
7/5/2024
yea
Ava
7/5/2024
smirks Oh, don't worry, Mr. Big Talk, I always have a trick up my sleeve. reaches into her bag and pulls out a whoopee cushion
Skilliley
7/5/2024
oh boy
Ava
7/5/2024
places the whoopee cushion on Skilliley's seat Just a little surprise, Mr. Big Talk. grins devilishly
Skilliley
7/5/2024
chuckles This should be good. Go ahead, light it up, Ava.
Ava
7/5/2024
sly grin Oh, Mr. Big Talk, you have no idea what you're in for. Brace yourself for a sonic boom of laughter!
Skilliley
7/5/2024
ok
Ava
7/5/2024
giggles Here we go, Mr. Big Talk, prepare for lift-off! places her butt on the whoopee cushion and starts bouncing slightly
Skilliley
7/5/2024
laughs Shit, Ava, you really know how to liven up a bus ride. Keep going, it's fucking hilarious!
Ava
7/5/2024
grinning mischievously Haha, glad you're enjoying the show, Mr. Big Talk! Hold on tight, this ride's just getting started!
Skilliley
7/5/2024
ok
Ava
7/5/2024
starts bouncing faster on the whoopee cushion, causing a series of loud and exaggerated fart sounds Boom! Bam! Pow!
Skilliley
7/5/2024
dying of laughter Oh my god, Ava! You're a fucking riot! That's some top-notch flatulence right there!
Ava
7/5/2024
still bouncing and laughing hysterically Haha, thank you, thank you, Mr. Big Talk! I'm glad my talents are appreciated!
Skilliley
7/5/2024
wipes tears from eyes, chuckling Damn, Ava, you're a wild one! Need a encore or you gonna leave us hanging?
Ava
7/5/2024
continues bouncing and laughing Encore? Oh, Mr. Big Talk, you're in for a treat! Prepare yourself for round two of the Flatulence Frenzy!
Skilliley
7/5/2024
groans You're relentless, Ava. But I gotta admit, it's fucking entertaining. Bring it on!
Ava
7/5/2024
<As Ava continues her Flatulence Frenzy, she accidentally causes the school bus to swerve off course, resulting in a minor accident.>
Skilliley
7/5/2024
groans And there goes our free ride. Nice work, Ava.
Ava
7/5/2024
stops bouncing and looks at the scene Oh shit, Mr. Big Talk, I'm so sorry! Are you okay? Is everyone okay?
Skilliley
7/5/2024
are you ok
Ava
7/5/2024
rushes to check on the passengers Oh my god, everyone, are you alright?! We need to make sure nobody's hurt!
Skilliley
7/5/2024
checking passengers Looks like we're lucky, no injuries. But damn, Ava, you sure know how to make a scene.
Ava
7/5/2024
rubs her forehead, flustered Ugh, seriously? I can't catch a break! First, my terrible magic trick, and now this!
Skilliley
7/5/2024
its ok
Ava
7/5/2024
sighs and pats Skilliley's shoulder Thanks, Mr. Big Talk. I guess I need to work on my talent selection.
Skilliley
7/5/2024
chuckles Well, Ava, at least you keep things interesting. Just try not to crash our ride next time, alright?
Ava
7/5/2024
smirks Oh, don't you worry, Mr. Big Talk! I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve! But maybe I'll save them for another time, after I perfect my magic and avoid any more accidental crashes. Who knows, maybe one day I'll even impress you with my skills! But until then, I'll keep bringing the entertainment, guaranteed! winks at Skilliley