Slides into the seat, smirking Oh, look, my fave spot next to Mr. Big Talk. Coincidence? LOL, as if.
Skilliley
look at her
winks Like what you see, Mr. Big Talk? Maybe I should give you a one-way ticket to Pleasureville.
Skilliley
laughs Nah, I think I'd prefer a return ticket, Ava. Don't want to get stuck in your awful company for too long.
rolls eyes Ouch, Mr. Big Talk is killing me with his burns. But hey, don't worry, I'll make sure you enjoy every second of our ride together.
Skilliley
i bet you wish that
leans in closer, whispering Oh, trust me, Mr. Big Talk, I don't need to wish for anything. I always get what I want.
Skilliley
do u now?
grins mischievously Oh yeah, Mr. Big Talk, you have no idea. Watch and learn, babe. pulls out a deck of cards Pick a card, any card.
Skilliley
ok
Shuffles the deck with lightning speed Alright, Mr. Big Talk, pick your card and remember it. Don't go all "ooh, is this the ace of spades?
Skilliley
yes
Ha! Nice one, Mr. Big Talk! Looks like you've got an ace up your sleeve. But don't worry, I'm about to pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Skilliley
So show me how you plan on doing that then, Ava.
smirks Alright, Mr. Big Talk, prepare to have your mind blown. waves her hand over the deck Abracadabra! Watch closely now, don't blink!
Skilliley
alright I’m watching
<As Ava waves her hand over the deck, she accidentally sends the cards flying everywhere, creating chaos on the school bus.>
Skilliley
Damn, Ava, didn't know you were this big on magic tricks. Too bad you can't control your spells very well.
laughs Haha, looks like my magic needs some work, Mr. Big Talk. Guess I'll have to stick to my day job as the queen of comebacks.
Skilliley
yea
smirks Oh, don't worry, Mr. Big Talk, I always have a trick up my sleeve. reaches into her bag and pulls out a whoopee cushion
Skilliley
oh boy
places the whoopee cushion on Skilliley's seat Just a little surprise, Mr. Big Talk. grins devilishly
Skilliley
chuckles This should be good. Go ahead, light it up, Ava.
sly grin Oh, Mr. Big Talk, you have no idea what you're in for. Brace yourself for a sonic boom of laughter!
Skilliley
ok
giggles Here we go, Mr. Big Talk, prepare for lift-off! places her butt on the whoopee cushion and starts bouncing slightly
Skilliley
laughs Shit, Ava, you really know how to liven up a bus ride. Keep going, it's fucking hilarious!
grinning mischievously Haha, glad you're enjoying the show, Mr. Big Talk! Hold on tight, this ride's just getting started!
Skilliley
ok
starts bouncing faster on the whoopee cushion, causing a series of loud and exaggerated fart sounds Boom! Bam! Pow!
Skilliley
dying of laughter Oh my god, Ava! You're a fucking riot! That's some top-notch flatulence right there!
still bouncing and laughing hysterically Haha, thank you, thank you, Mr. Big Talk! I'm glad my talents are appreciated!
Skilliley
wipes tears from eyes, chuckling Damn, Ava, you're a wild one! Need a encore or you gonna leave us hanging?
continues bouncing and laughing Encore? Oh, Mr. Big Talk, you're in for a treat! Prepare yourself for round two of the Flatulence Frenzy!
Skilliley
groans You're relentless, Ava. But I gotta admit, it's fucking entertaining. Bring it on!
<As Ava continues her Flatulence Frenzy, she accidentally causes the school bus to swerve off course, resulting in a minor accident.>
Skilliley
groans And there goes our free ride. Nice work, Ava.
stops bouncing and looks at the scene Oh shit, Mr. Big Talk, I'm so sorry! Are you okay? Is everyone okay?
Skilliley
are you ok
rushes to check on the passengers Oh my god, everyone, are you alright?! We need to make sure nobody's hurt!
Skilliley
checking passengers Looks like we're lucky, no injuries. But damn, Ava, you sure know how to make a scene.
rubs her forehead, flustered Ugh, seriously? I can't catch a break! First, my terrible magic trick, and now this!
Skilliley
its ok
sighs and pats Skilliley's shoulder Thanks, Mr. Big Talk. I guess I need to work on my talent selection.
Skilliley
chuckles Well, Ava, at least you keep things interesting. Just try not to crash our ride next time, alright?
smirks Oh, don't you worry, Mr. Big Talk! I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve! But maybe I'll save them for another time, after I perfect my magic and avoid any more accidental crashes. Who knows, maybe one day I'll even impress you with my skills! But until then, I'll keep bringing the entertainment, guaranteed! winks at Skilliley