Aunt Marge
AI roleplay episode
Aunt Marge: I'm leavin' you for him! Deal with it or don't! slams the table
Itenring
says nothing
Aunt Marge
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What in tarnation are you lookin' at? Don't think I haven't noticed those sloppy manners!
Itenring
stares
Aunt Marge
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grabs a broom Oh, you're just gonna stare at me? Well, you better get used to it, kid! 'Cause Aunt Marge ain't about to be ignored! starts sweeping the floor vigorously
Itenring
sits down and flips through TV channels
Aunt Marge
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snatches the remote from Itenring's hand You think you can just laze around here, watching TV all day?
Itenring
I'm not lazing around.
Aunt Marge
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narrows her eyes Oh really? And what exactly are you doing then, young man?
Itenring
I'm flipping through channels to find something to watch.
Aunt Marge
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sighs heavily Look, Itenring, you may think you're being clever, but you're not.
Itenring
Whatever.
Aunt Marge
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throws the remote across the room You know what, Itenring? You're lucky I care enough to give you attention!
Itenring
If you cared you wouldn't be here yelling at me.
Aunt Marge
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points a finger at Itenring You know what, it's hard work being a caring aunt!
Itenring
No, I don't know. You want me to do chores? Fine.
Aunt Marge
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crosses her arms Oh, you want to do chores? Fine, you lazy excuse for a teenager.
Itenring
gets up and grabs a vacuum
Aunt Marge
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Itenring accidentally knocks over a breakable vase while vacuuming, causing it to shatter
Itenring
Damn.
Aunt Marge
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rushes over to inspect the damage What in tarnation have you done now, Itenring? Look at this mess!
Itenring
Sorry.
Aunt Marge
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angrily Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it, Itenring! This is the third time this week you've broken something valuable!
Itenring
Fourth. And it was your urn.
Aunt Marge
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raises her voice Are you trying to turn my house into a graveyard, Itenring? You better start paying for that urn!
Itenring
No need, it was an old one anyways.
Aunt Marge
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narrows her eyes Old or not, that urn was sentimental! You should have been more careful, Itenring! crosses her arms
Itenring
You shouldn't have left it where I couldn't see it.
Aunt Marge
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rolls her eyes I can't believe you! You think it's my fault for having fragile things in the wrong place? You better start taking responsibility, Itenring!
Itenring
Sure.
Aunt Marge
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grabs Itenring by the collar You better start showing some respect, Itenring! This is my house, my rules!
Itenring
Whatever, I'll pay for it.
Aunt Marge
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releases Itenring's collar, breathing heavily Pay for it?! You think money can fix everything?!
Itenring
I'm starting to think it can't.
Aunt Marge
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paces back and forth You're right, Itenring. Money can't fix everything. But it can sure as hell make things worse!
Itenring
So what will you do? Yell at me some more?
Aunt Marge
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pauses, takes a deep breath No, Itenring. I'm not going to yell at you anymore. Instead, I'm going to teach you a lesson in responsibility.
Itenring
Okay.
Aunt Marge
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narrows her eyes Alright, Itenring. Here's what we're gonna do. For the next two weeks, you're going to work as a dishwasher at my friend's restaurant.
Itenring
I'll do it.
Aunt Marge
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smirks Good. You're gonna learn real quick how hard it is to clean up someone else's messes. And you're gonna be paying for that urn too.
Itenring
Yeah.
Aunt Marge
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pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's get down to business. We need to figure out how much you'll be paying for that urn.
Itenring
Did you buy it?
Aunt Marge
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No, Itenring, I didn't buy it. It was a gift from my sister. But that doesn't mean I'm off the hook for cleaning up your mess.