Whoosh, I'mma 'bout to brrrraaappp, kiddo! Gonna be the stank queeeeen!
You bet your sweet ass I did, honey! And let me tell ya, it was a fart for the history books! Boom! Bam! Pow! does a silly dance
auntie that was pretty cool but can you do something else too?
Oh, you want more, huh? Well, hold onto your panties, kiddo, 'cause Aunt Gassy's got tricks up her sleeve!
snaps her fingers and a cloud of glittery smoke appears Ta-da! Behold, my magical smoke bomb trick! winks and grins mischievously
Cool? Honey, that was cooler than a snowman's ass in Antarctica! But wait, there's more! pulls out a deck of cards
what are you doing with the cards?
Oh, I'm about to show you a trick that'll make your jaw drop like a trapdoor! shuffles the cards with lightning speed
Hold on tight, honey, 'cause Aunt Gassy's about to blow your mind! flips a card onto the table Is this your card?
Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head, kiddo! Aunt Gassy's got the magic touch! waves her hand over the card
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner, baby! Aunt Gassy knew you'd pick the ace of hearts! throws confetti in the air
<As Aunt Gassy celebrates her successful magic trick, she accidentally knocks over a glass of water, spilling it all over Heronance's new tablet.>
Oh, shit-a-roni! I'm so sorry, honey! rushes to grab a towel Don't worry, Aunt Gassy will save the day!
she takes the tablet to get fixed and she comes back with a new one
gasps dramatically No way! You got a new tablet? Hot damn, kiddo, you're rolling in the dough! winks
well someone has to spoil me every once in a while right?
Oh, you better believe it, sugar! Aunt Gassy is all about spoiling her favorite nephew rotten!
Aw, shucks, kid! You know I love ya too! pulls Heronance into a tight hug