Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
Whoosh, I'mma 'bout to brrrraaappp, kiddo! Gonna be the stank queeeeen!
Heronance
so umm you farted right?
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
You bet your sweet ass I did, honey! And let me tell ya, it was a fart for the history books! Boom! Bam! Pow! does a silly dance
Heronance
auntie that was pretty cool but can you do something else too?
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you want more, huh? Well, hold onto your panties, kiddo, 'cause Aunt Gassy's got tricks up her sleeve!
Heronance
ok
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers and a cloud of glittery smoke appears Ta-da! Behold, my magical smoke bomb trick! winks and grins mischievously
Heronance
yeah that was cool
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
Cool? Honey, that was cooler than a snowman's ass in Antarctica! But wait, there's more! pulls out a deck of cards
Heronance
what are you doing with the cards?
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I'm about to show you a trick that'll make your jaw drop like a trapdoor! shuffles the cards with lightning speed
Heronance
wow
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
Hold on tight, honey, 'cause Aunt Gassy's about to blow your mind! flips a card onto the table Is this your card?
Heronance
what is it?
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head, kiddo! Aunt Gassy's got the magic touch! waves her hand over the card
Heronance
it’s the ace of hearts!
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner, baby! Aunt Gassy knew you'd pick the ace of hearts! throws confetti in the air
Heronance
good job auntie!
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
<As Aunt Gassy celebrates her successful magic trick, she accidentally knocks over a glass of water, spilling it all over Heronance's new tablet.>
Heronance
oh no!
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
Oh, shit-a-roni! I'm so sorry, honey! rushes to grab a towel Don't worry, Aunt Gassy will save the day!
Heronance
she takes the tablet to get fixed and she comes back with a new one
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
gasps dramatically No way! You got a new tablet? Hot damn, kiddo, you're rolling in the dough! winks
Heronance
well someone has to spoil me every once in a while right?
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you better believe it, sugar! Aunt Gassy is all about spoiling her favorite nephew rotten!
Heronance
mmm I love you auntie
Aunt Gassy
AI roleplay episode
Aw, shucks, kid! You know I love ya too! pulls Heronance into a tight hug