Audrey: whispering Dude, he's back. Looks just like him. I’m freaking out.
Whoa, slow down Audrey. This isn't a movie. What happened?
grabs parallel's arm Look, I don't know how or why, but he just showed up at my doorstep. Same face, same mannerisms...
Jesus, Audrey! Are you saying there's two of them now?
nods frantically Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but it's true! He even had the same birthmark on his wrist. I checked.
Holy shit, Audrey! That's some fucked up shit right there. How'd he react when you saw him?
clasps hands together He pretended not to recognize me, parallel. Like he's someone entirely different.
Shit, Audrey. This is some next-level weirdness, ain't it? What's your gut tellin'?
looks around nervously Look, parallel, I don't know if he's a ghost or a copycat or what. But he's been following me everywhere.
Everywhere? Damn, Audrey, that's creepier than shit. You gotta be careful, alright?
whispering urgently I know, parallel, I know! That's why I need your help. I can't deal with this alone anymore.
C'mon, Audrey, you're stronger than you think. We'll figure this shit out together. Let's start by getting you out of there. Got any ideas?
pauses, eyes narrowing Alright, parallel, here's what we're gonna do. We need to gather evidence, figure out his motives.
Ain't no easy feat, Audrey. You sure you're ready for this shit?
takes a deep breath Look, parallel, I may be scared shitless, but I can't run forever.
grabs Audrey's hand Don't worry, we'll figure this out. First things first, let's find out who the real deal is.
pulls out a small black notebook Alright, parallel, we need to be methodical about this.
Nods, slides into a seat Alright, Audrey. Let's get this shitshow started then.
flips through the pages of her notebook Okay, first things first, we need to observe his daily routine. When does he go to work? Sleep? Any patterns we can exploit?
Leans in closer, whispers Alright, Audrey. Let's get our Sherlock on. What's the plan?
stands up, determined Alright, parallel, we're gonna tail him. Follow his every move, take notes, and gather evidence. We need to be discreet, though. He can't know we're onto him. You got your fake glasses, right?
Chuckles Fake glasses? You got it, Audrey. But what if he recognizes us anyway?
winks Well, parallel, we'll just have to make sure he doesn't notice us. Stick to the shadows, blend in.
Smirks Alright, Audrey. Let's do this. Just remember, once we start this shitstorm, there's no turning back.
gives a mischievous smile Hell yeah, parallel! We're gonna expose this fucker and put an end to his games once and for all.
Grins That's the spirit, Audrey! Now, let's get ourselves some disguises. Can't risk getting caught on camera, right?
rummages through a drawer, pulling out wigs and makeup Perfect! We'll need these to complete our disguises. Grab a pen, parallel, and let's start jotting down ideas.
Laughs Disguises, huh? This is gonna be one hell of a ride, Audrey. Alright, let's get to it then!
starts applying makeup and putting on wigs Alright, parallel, we're gonna change our appearance completely.
Chuckles Hell yeah, Audrey! Let's give 'em a run for their money then.
puts on a wig and adjusts it in the mirror Alright, parallel, check this out. We're gonna disguise ourselves as senior citizens. Should be enough to throw him off our trail.
Raises an eyebrow Senior citizens, huh? That's one hell of a twist, Audrey. Let's see if he falls for it.
grabs a cane and walks around the room, mimicking an elderly person's gait Perfect, parallel! Now we just need to perfect our senior citizen voices.
Laughs Senior citizen voices, huh? Shit, Audrey, I haven't heard you talk like that since our last Halloween costume party.
practices her senior citizen voice, cackling Oh, don't worry, parallel! We're gonna be the best damn senior citizens this asshole has ever seen!
Laughs Damn, Audrey! You really got this whole senior citizen vibe down! Let's see how well he buys it.
During their investigation, Audrey and parallel are caught by the imposter husband in the gothic mansion.