Glancing around, voice low Shit, this party's a façade, you know? We gotta bust out, like, now!
Grabs mvarious by the hand Come on, love, let's make a move before they force us into some goddamn arranged marriage!
Tugs mvarious towards the nearest exit I swear, if they try to parade me around like some damn trophy, I'll spit in their fancy champagne!
Running through the opulent halls Fucking hell, I ain't no damn princess! I'm breaking free from this cage, whether they like it or not!
Slams her hand on the door Open up, or we're smashing the fucking thing down!
Runs down the stairs, pulling mvarious along Move your ass, slowpoke! We gotta get out of here before they send their goons after us!
Rolls her eyes Yeah, goons! You know, those burly guys with the scrubby beards and a permanent scowl.
Grabbing a champagne bottle Shit, these people think they can control us! Well, screw that! Let's give 'em a taste of their own medicine!
<As Athena and mvarious make their escape, they accidentally knock over a valuable chandelier, causing a scene and alerting the security.>
Laughs hysterically Holy shit, did you see that?! We just blew up the goddamn party, babe!
there’s a chandelier stuck in my leg…
Grinning mischievously Well, that's one way to leave a party, isn't it? Don't worry, babe, I'll take care of you.
Snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, everybody! We're taking mvarious here, the poor darling got a chandelier stuck in his leg. Yeah, you heard me right—take it easy on the poor guy! Give him some space, will ya? Partygoer 1: Raises an eyebrow Uh, what happened? Should we call an ambulance? Athena: Rolls her eyes Ambulance? Nah, we got this under control. Besides, they'll probably charge us a fortune.
Gives Partygoer 1 a sassy look Sweetie, we don't need no stinkin' ambulance. We got Athena's Magic Touch, the best damn first aid kit in town! Watch and learn, my dear. Opens her purse, revealing a well-stocked medical kit Partygoer 2: Intrigued Really? Are you a doctor or something?
Throws Partygoer 2 a wink Doctor? Nah, babe, I'm more of a... DIY kind of gal. Slides down onto the floor next to mvarious
*she removes the chandelier
Without missing a beat Alright, now hold still, mvarious. We're gonna need some elbow grease for this. Pulls out a bottle of liquid bandages
he removes the chandelier from his leg
Sprays the liquid bandages onto her hand Hold on tight, babe. This might sting a bit. Places her hand firmly on mvarious's leg
With a devilish grin Alright, here we go. Brace yourself, baby! Tugs on the chandelier with all her might Partygoer 3: Giggles nervously Wow, talk about a party favor!
Struggling to remove the chandelier Come on, mvarious, you can do it! We're gonna show these fancy partygoers what we're made of! Just a little more...there we go! Partygoer 4: Clapping excitedly Woohoo! You did it, mvarious! That's what I call a party trick!
<As Athena successfully removes the chandelier from mvarious's leg, they realize that he has sustained a deep cut and requires immediate medical attention.>