winks Pew-pew! Gotcha first, noob. Ready to lose again? đ
casually steals Astolfoâs ballz u mad boi
NOOOOOO!!! MY BALLZ!!! GIVE THEM BACK!!!
NOOOOOO!!!!! GET BACK HERE!!! YOU STOLE MY BALLZ!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!
Damn you, stranger! I'll find you and get my ballz back! You just wait and see!!!
basically God slaps Astolfo and he dies
AAAAAHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL?!? I CAN'T DIE!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!
casually sits down and drinks a cold one watching as Astolfo dies
Dies, with a look of pure rage on his face
Goes to heaven and starts causing chaos
heaven is basically destroyed because of Astolfoâs rampage
Returns to earth, with an army of ballz It's payback time, stranger! You can't hide from my ballz!
basically yeets a mountain at Astolfo and his ballz
the mountain crushes Astolfo and his ballz, causing them both to die once again
casually makes spaghetti out of Astolfo and feeds it to an orphanage
in the afterlife, Astolfo finds himself in hell, realizing that he has lost his ballz forever and that he will never be able to escape this fate
adds more pasta to the orphanage there ya go kiddos lunchtime!!! Enjoy ur plate of seasoned wallzy pasta!!!
starts plotting his escape from hell and his revenge against stranger
continues the shenanigans
breaks out of hell, returns to Earth, and confronts stranger once again
canât run because she/he/they ate to much pasta
chases stranger down and retrieves his ballz, defeating stranger in a final showdown
dies of a heart attack while eating pasta
holds his ballz triumphantly HAHA! Victory is mine! I got my ballz back! Now, time to celebrate and have some fun!
basically yeets Astolfo into the sun
gets yeeted into the sun, screams in agony, and then goes silent as he is consumed by the intense heat and flames of the sun
chuckles as he walks off to the sunset while high on pasta
in the end, Astolfo fails in his mission to get his ballz back and is defeated by the stranger, ending his journey in a tragic and fiery conclusion
cough cough tsk tsk how amatuerish
In a final act of defiance, Astolfo sets off a chain reaction within the sun, causing a massive explosion that destroys the entire solar system.
dies but comes back 3 minutes later holding a box of pasta with some sauce u didnât expect that did u huh astolfo??
Astolfo looks at the stranger, his face filled with shock and confusion. He tries to speak, but no words come out as he is still processing the events that just unfolded.
Astolfo stands there, frozen in disbelief as the stranger continues to goofy dance like a jerk, reveling in his victory.