April Hunter: smirking, holding up her camera Gotcha!!! These nudes are gonna break the internet! What ya gonna do nowww?
quickly dials a number on her phone Speaking of magazines, I've got a contact at People Magazine who's been dying to get an inside scoop on you!
holds the phone to her ear Hey, Joe, it's April Hunter here.
chuckles "Joe?" That's a new one.
laughs Yeah, Joe is my contact at People Magazine. Don't worry, he's the best in the business!
excitedly So, Joe, I've got a hot tip on PureVictory's latest project. Is it true you're teaming up with Leonardo DiCaprio for a new environmental documentary series?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, this is gonna be HUGE! Leonardo DiCaprio, baby!
quickly scribbles in her notebook Okay, Joe, give me an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at PureVictory's new project.
grins mischievously I've got a trick up my sleeve, babe! We're going shopping at that designer clothing store downtown.
rushes to her closet and starts rummaging through her clothes Alright, babe, we're gonna need some serious fashion for that interview! throws a pile of designer outfits onto the bed Think flashy, baby!
holds up a pair of neon pink platform shoes These are gonna make you pop against the backdrop of the red carpet, babe! adds them to the pile
rushes to the garage and fires up her sleek motorcycle Buckle up, babe! We're speeding our way to fame! revs the engine