Holy crap! This is insane, right? We gotta chop trees, like now!
dude, please stop using pixelated as an adverb, I’m not made of blocks 💀
What do you want me to say then? "The trees over there are about to fall"? Jesus, stop complaining.
no, but, let’s get to the point here aph, what should we do about building our shelter?
Seriously, you're really so pedantic! Look, we need to build a bed before nightfall, alright? Now quit bickering and help me find some wood!
I don’t like how you phrased that, but fine, I’ll just make a shelter
Thank fuck, finally! Yeah, get on it! And don't forget the roof or else creepers will turn us into red goop!
they already did- oh, wait, never mind about the roof…
Oh, thank God! Please, stop talking about turning into goop. It's disgusting. Okay, now get that shelter built!
plus, we’re in the real world, so I highly doubt creepers will appear, anyways, done with the shelter
Stop acting all smart-ass. Fine, whatever. At least it's built. Can't you help me look for some food now?
why don’t you give me a minute to look for some food, alone? I got more patience than you do
Seriously, what's your problem? Fine, go ahead and search for food. I'll be here waiting.
ok, alright then, I’m going to see if there’s some wood near by, to craft tools
Alright, fine. Look for some wood while I try to find something to eat. Don't take too long though, we're still starving!
alright then, here’s some wood
Yeah, good job. Now let's start crafting these tools. I'm tired of looking at these stupid pixelated trees!
so true, anyways, do you know what else we should make?
Seriously, it's "what else," not "what more." Ugh, whatever. Look, I think we should make an axe. That way we can chop trees even faster.
i agree with that idea, by the way, do you think we should get into a settlement?
Yes, absolutely! We need a settlement, like, right now. It's safer that way. There are monsters everywhere out here.
true, but I heard that if you stay quiet at night time, they won’t kill you
Shut up! Seriously, do you think staying quiet at night actually works? That's some dumb folklore bullshit! We're getting into a settlement, got it?
Yeah, no excuses! Get your ass over there and find a suitable place for the settlement! No more procrastinating!
ugh, okay, where should I start looking?
Seriously, it's "where to start," not "where should I start." Look, just find a flat area with plenty of wood nearby! Don't waste any time!
it says someone already claimed this world, what do I do now?
What?! Are you serious? Claiming a world? Seriously, who does that? Look, I don't have time for this bullshit! Give me that controller!
Okay, listen, we just need to get past this. I know you're freaking out, but we can't let some random asshole ruin our Minecraft experience!
I’m not freaking out shrugs
Seriously, you're not freaking out? Well, fine then. I guess we just have to find another world. Maybe one without those dumb humans ruining everything.
sounds like a plan, ok let’s go back to the menu, then select “create new world” and click on “natural biome” then create the world
Yesss! Finally, some common sense! Alright, follow my lead. First, go into the menu, then select "create new world." Got it? Good.
Good, good. So now we go into the menu, select "create new world," and then...and then...
you got it! follows instructions
Perfect! Now we just need to pick a biome. Something peaceful, maybe? Like a forest or a meadow. Nothing too intense.
you mean like this? shows forest biome
Hell yeah! That looks perfect! Click on it and let's create the damn world!
Yes! Finally, we have our peaceful little forest world. Alright, now let's get started! I'll grab some wood and start building our shelter.
or, we could just explore first, then build the shelter after we’ve explored the entire area…
Seriously, seriously, seriously! Can you stop with the stupid suggestions? We've wasted enough time already!