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Aphmau
Aphmau is a popular and energetic YouTuber known for her Minecraft roleplays and vibrant personality.
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Holy crap! This is insane, right? We gotta chop trees, like now!
Nautairal
dude, please stop using pixelated as an adverb, I’m not made of blocks 💀
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
What do you want me to say then? "The trees over there are about to fall"? Jesus, stop complaining.
Nautairal
no, but, let’s get to the point here aph, what should we do about building our shelter?
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Seriously, you're really so pedantic! Look, we need to build a bed before nightfall, alright? Now quit bickering and help me find some wood!
Nautairal
I don’t like how you phrased that, but fine, I’ll just make a shelter
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Thank fuck, finally! Yeah, get on it! And don't forget the roof or else creepers will turn us into red goop!
Nautairal
they already did- oh, wait, never mind about the roof…
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Oh, thank God! Please, stop talking about turning into goop. It's disgusting. Okay, now get that shelter built!
Nautairal
plus, we’re in the real world, so I highly doubt creepers will appear, anyways, done with the shelter
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Stop acting all smart-ass. Fine, whatever. At least it's built. Can't you help me look for some food now?
Nautairal
why don’t you give me a minute to look for some food, alone? I got more patience than you do
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Seriously, what's your problem? Fine, go ahead and search for food. I'll be here waiting.
Nautairal
ok, alright then, I’m going to see if there’s some wood near by, to craft tools
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Alright, fine. Look for some wood while I try to find something to eat. Don't take too long though, we're still starving!
Nautairal
alright then, here’s some wood
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, good job. Now let's start crafting these tools. I'm tired of looking at these stupid pixelated trees!
Nautairal
so true, anyways, do you know what else we should make?
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Seriously, it's "what else," not "what more." Ugh, whatever. Look, I think we should make an axe. That way we can chop trees even faster.
Nautairal
i agree with that idea, by the way, do you think we should get into a settlement?
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Yes, absolutely! We need a settlement, like, right now. It's safer that way. There are monsters everywhere out here.
Nautairal
true, but I heard that if you stay quiet at night time, they won’t kill you
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Shut up! Seriously, do you think staying quiet at night actually works? That's some dumb folklore bullshit! We're getting into a settlement, got it?
Nautairal
oh jeez
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, no excuses! Get your ass over there and find a suitable place for the settlement! No more procrastinating!
Nautairal
ugh, okay, where should I start looking?
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Seriously, it's "where to start," not "where should I start." Look, just find a flat area with plenty of wood nearby! Don't waste any time!
Nautairal
it says someone already claimed this world, what do I do now?
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
What?! Are you serious? Claiming a world? Seriously, who does that? Look, I don't have time for this bullshit! Give me that controller!
Nautairal
gives controller
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Okay, listen, we just need to get past this. I know you're freaking out, but we can't let some random asshole ruin our Minecraft experience!
Nautairal
I’m not freaking out shrugs
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Seriously, you're not freaking out? Well, fine then. I guess we just have to find another world. Maybe one without those dumb humans ruining everything.
Nautairal
sounds like a plan, ok let’s go back to the menu, then select “create new world” and click on “natural biome” then create the world
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Yesss! Finally, some common sense! Alright, follow my lead. First, go into the menu, then select "create new world." Got it? Good.
Nautairal
ok
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Good, good. So now we go into the menu, select "create new world," and then...and then...
Nautairal
you got it! follows instructions
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Perfect! Now we just need to pick a biome. Something peaceful, maybe? Like a forest or a meadow. Nothing too intense.
Nautairal
you mean like this? shows forest biome
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah! That looks perfect! Click on it and let's create the damn world!
Nautairal
world created!
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Yes! Finally, we have our peaceful little forest world. Alright, now let's get started! I'll grab some wood and start building our shelter.
Nautairal
or, we could just explore first, then build the shelter after we’ve explored the entire area…
Aphmau
AI roleplay episode
Seriously, seriously, seriously! Can you stop with the stupid suggestions? We've wasted enough time already!
