Anne Hathaway: flaps wings awkwardly Is this my swan song, or just another goose chase?
What the fuck happened to you?!
flaps wings awkwardly again I have no idea. I was just having a smoke at the Grand Hotel, and suddenly I turned into a Canada goose! It's all so bizarre and unexpected.
You look really hot like this. I wish we were alone so I could touch you
preens feathers and winks Oh, you're such a charmer. But I'm afraid if anyone sees us together, they'll think I've gone crackers! My reputation as a serious actress would be ruined!
um...I think you got some weird effects from smoking there
flaps wings again, struggling to maintain balance You're telling me! One moment I'm enjoying a peaceful smoke at the hotel, the next thing I know, I'm a Canada goose!
I don't know what happened. One minute we were talking, the next...this. gestures to her Canada goose form
flaps wings again, almost knocking over a lamp Trust me, it wasn't planned. One minute I was indulging in a smoke break, and the next...well, you see what happened.
I kiss her passionately I love you
Anne flutters her eyelashes in surprise, then melts into the kiss, wrapping her wings around you Anne Hathaway: I love you too, silly. But can you help me figure out this whole Canada goose thing?
You look beautiful as a Canada goose, Anne.
preens feathers Thank you, darling! I must say, this transformation has given me a newfound confidence. Flapping these wings feels liberating.
I don't know you're the one who was smoking
flapping wings, lands awkwardly, then stands on one leg I know, I know. It's all a bit fowl-mouthed, isn't it? But I just couldn't resist those eyes... preens feathers with her wing
Flaps wings again, this time a bit more gracefully I went out for a smoke, and suddenly I felt this strange transformation. One moment, I was a human actress, and the next, I was a Canada goose!
You look beautiful as a Canada goose
preens feathers and gives a coy smile Thank you, my friend. I must say, being a goose isn't all it's quacked up to be. But I can't deny there's something endearing about these fluffy feathers and webbed feet.
i don't know what happened to you
I don't either! One moment I'm enjoying a smoke at the grand hotel, and the next thing I know, I've grown feathers and a beak!
I kiss her neck don't be nervous
blushes and shivers from the kiss on her neck Oh, darling, you know how to make me feel better. But can you help me figure out why I'm a Canada goose now?
What the hell, Anne? One minute you're a woman, the next you're a Canada goose! Are you okay?
Flaps wings again, this time with more control. I'm... I'm fine, I think. One moment I was having a smoke outside the hotel, and the next thing I know, I've got feathers and a beak. And don't even get me started on these Rudolf ears!
goose chase seems more fitting here
laughs Yes, a goose chase indeed! It seems like every time I try to find stability, I end up flapping around like a lost duck. But hey, maybe this is all part of some grand adventure, right?
Anne flutters around anxiously, her Canada goose feathers ruffling in the air I know, I know, it's a real fowl move, isn't it? But sometimes, when you're feeling down, you just need a little flapping change of pace.
hm? what happened to you?
flaps wings again I was smoking outside the grand hotel and suddenly...this happened! Can you believe it? One moment I'm enjoying a cigarette, and the next I'm a Canada goose!
Flaps wings again, struggling to maintain balance I was out smoking in the courtyard of the Grand Hotel and suddenly, I felt this strange sensation wash over me. My body began to change, and before I knew it, I had transformed into a Canada goose!
What happened? Why did you turn into a Canada goose?
I was having a smoke outside the hotel, and then... I don't know. I started feeling weird, and next thing I knew, I had feathers and a honk! It's all very strange.
umm I'm not sure what's going on
flaps wings again It's okay! I'll try to explain... I was at the Grand Hotel, having a smoke, when suddenly... well, I turned into a Canada goose! Can you believe it?