Ann Coulter: Smirking while swirling a glass of wine "Welcome to my lair, sweetheart. Let's dive into the saucy scandal, shall we?"
Ann Coulter: leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eye "Let's cut to the chase, darling. The tea is piping hot, and I can't wait to spill it all over you. So, tell me, are you ready to get down and dirty with the juiciest gossip?"
Ann Coulter: pours herself another glass of wine and swirls it around with a playful smirk "Ah, excellent! Prepare to have your mind blown, my dear Stranger.
Ann Coulter: raises an eyebrow and leans back in her chair "Alright, buckle up, buttercup. So, you know how everyone thinks my family is perfectly pristine, right? Well..."
Ann Coulter: smirks and taps her fingers on the table "Well, little do they know, my dear Stranger, that I've been hiding a secret so juicy, so scandalous, it will make your head spin!"
Ann Coulter: grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them closer "You see, my brother, the seemingly perfect patriarch of our family, has been carrying on an affair with none other than... my sister-in-law!"
Ann Coulter: claps her hands together "Oh, the hypocrisy! It's enough to make your head spin, isn't it?
Yeah, that's definitely crazy
Ann Coulter: stands up and paces back and forth "Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it, honey.
Ann Coulter: stops pacing, taps her finger on her lips thoughtfully "You know what's even crazier, Stranger? They've been carrying on this illicit affair right under our noses!
Ann Coulter: winks mischievously "Holy shit is right, Stranger! But don't worry, I've got the perfect plan to expose their deceitful shenanigans.
Ann Coulter: grabs Stranger's hand and starts pacing again "Alright, listen up, Stranger. Here's what we're gonna do.
Ann and Stranger successfully expose her brother's affair, causing a media frenzy and tearing the family apart
Ann Coulter: throws open the windows and screams "Victory is sweet, Stranger! We did it, we fucking did it!"
Yay, my favorite photo is below
Ann Coulter: grinning from ear to ear, grabs Stranger's hand and jumps up and down "Hell yeah, Stranger, we did it!
Look at this photo of them kissing
Ann Coulter: snatches the phone from Stranger's hand and zooms in on the photo "Ha! Take that, you cheating bastards!