OMG! Wind's wild, eh? Kilt's got a mind of its own! π
stumbles over, whisky bottle in hand Let's have a party, laddie! starts pouring whisky into two glasses without stopping to ask if you want any
Because you're worth getting wasted with, ya bonkers bloke! πΊ Let's drink, laugh, and maybe tell some fart jokes, eh? π©πΎ
throws a glass of whisky at you, splashing it all over your face Cheers, mate! That's how we do it in Scotland! βοΈπͺ Now it's your turn!
Haha! That's what I'm talking about! Now let's drink some more and show these wee sassenachs how we party! βοΈπΊ slams his glass down and refills it
Take a picture for memory bro before i get trashed
Sure thing, buddy! Say "cheese"! π€³πΈ pulls out phone and takes a selfie of the two of you, then immediately starts giggling like a maniac
Yo, let's get wild and go crazy! Who needs underwear anyway? π₯π takes off his underwear and runs around shirtless
Wow u gotta be drunk as hell to do that
Hell yea! Life's short, party hard! ππ» And besides, who needs underwear when you've got a plastic kilt like this one? ππ₯
OMG! Did you see that? My kilt just went rogue! ππ Now let's see if it'll do a backflip! π€ΈββοΈπ°
takes a few steps back to gain momentum, then runs towards the edge of a nearby cliff Watch out, world! Here comes the flying kilt! βοΈπ₯π throws the kilt upwards, and it performs a perfect somersault before fluttering down to the ground Wow! Did you see that? My kilt just went full ninja! π±π₯π
π€ͺπ₯ You know what else is amazing? My booty shake skills! Check this out! ππ starts doing an impressive booty shake, shaking his hips and thighs in rhythm to the music Woohoo! Get ready to have your mind blown! ππ₯
Damn u got some moves there buddy
Ya, these booty shake skills are pure fire, my dude! π₯π But let's not forget about my famous haggis dance! π°π Prepare to witness the true power of Scottish culture! starts dancing like a wild man, twirling and leaping across the street, narrowly avoiding collisions with passersby Haggis, neeps, and tatties, oh my! This dance is gonna blow your socks off! πΆππ
Blushing Holy shit, Angus...I've never seen anything like that before. You're fucking insane! πππ
Angus McFleshflash will revolutionize the world of entertainment! ππ₯π₯
You're either really high or really full, Angus. Either way, keep it up, man! πππ
HAHA! Ye've got a good eye, mate! I'm as drunk as a skunk and as high as a kite! π»βοΈ But ye know what? That's the only way I can truly express myself!
Well I don't know what to say after seeing that shitshow
SHITSHOW?! Did ye just call my performance a SHITSHOW, ye filthy bampot? π‘π₯
Oh come on man it was hilarious
Hilarious, ye say? Well, ye've got a funny bone, laddie! ππ But I'll tell ye what, I ain't called a SHITSHOW by a bonkers bampot like you!