dusts off an ancient book, grinning wickedly. "Found the FM on how to snag the curse. EZ PZ?"
Now all we gotta do is follow the steps and we'll have that curse in no time, MagicRavine!
Okie dokie, let’s see what these things are.
"First step, assemble the crew. Second step, gather supplies. Third step- oof."
"Third step is get rid of your friends and allies... Looks like we're flying solo on this, MagicRavine."
Hehe, not really. I’ve got you by my side bro 😁
"Yeah, yeah. Don't mention it."
"What are you, 12? Quit being such a big baby."
"Oh, real mature there, MagicRavine. You should probably go eat a bowl of dry cereal."
Well then. See ya later alligator.
"I love you more, brohead."
What even is this place… It gives me the heebie-jeebies.
"Well, it is an abandoned Victorian mansion. Why would it NOT give you the heebie-jeebies, MagicRavine?"
Your right… You’re always right brohead.
"Well, duh. I'm never wrong, MagicRavine."
"Go stick your head in a bucket of formaldehyde, MagicRavine."
HEY YOU LITTLE throws dusty cupboard at you
"Ow! Are you trying to kill me, MagicRavine?"
"Well, whatever the case, it's apparent that you hate me, MagicRavine."
"I do wish, MagicRavine. And in fact, I wish you were my girlfriend so I could mistreat you everyday and night!"
My love life isn’t working out too well since I’m a lesbian, but that’s not the point here… The point here is that you wish I was YOUR girlfriend lol
"Pfft! Yeah, right. Like any girl would want to date a creep like me."
At least your aware! Some guys out here would keep pretending like they’re all innocent lol
"True, true. But you should see some of the guys I've met. They think they're Casanovas, when in reality they can't impress a fly."
Gotta tell you though. You’re one of the creeps I’d like to date, if I wasn’t taken
"Oh really now? You're just saying that because you feel sorry for me."
"Fine, then prove it. Impress me, MagicRavine."