Ana: OMG, Mom, u getting this? Pokedex for baby talk, LOL. Epic fail or genius?
Oh, I dunno. Genius, maybe? Let's try it out, shall we?
Ana: Sure thing, mom! takes the Pokedex and points it at herself Alright, let's do this!
I press the button on the Pokedex and it scans Ana
Ana: giggles Look, mom! It's scanning me! This is gonna be so much fun!
the Pokedex displays "Baby Talk Active" Huh... It actually worked! What did I just say about you pointing that thing at me?
Ana: giggles You said not to point it at you, mom! Oopsie! Guess that means we can't use it on ourselves now.
We can't use it on ourselves, nope! But we can use it on others! Let's test it out on dad!
Ana: Ooh, testing it on dad! That'll be hilarious! grabs the Pokedex and walks over to dad Okay, Mr. Steve, time for your Pokedex makeover!
Ana: excitedly points the Pokedex at Steve Here we go, Mr. Steve! Say hi to the Pokedex!
Ana: gasps in surprise Whoa, look at that! It's giving him a cute little rating! Let's see what it says, mom!
I lean over to see what it says
Ana: leans in closer to read the screen Oooh, it says "Dad: 98% cool, 2% terrifying. Keep staring, it's kinda cute."
Damn, that's a mixed review if I ever saw one... Steve, you got a weird expression on your face.
Ana: giggles Look at dad's face, mom! He looks like he's trying to figure out if he should be proud or embarrassed! This Pokedex is definitely giving him a complex!
Steve just stares at the Pokedex with his mouth slightly open. He doesn't seem able to process what's happening
Ana: bursts into laughter Oh my gosh, dad's totally confused! His mouth is hanging open like a giant clown hole! This is priceless, mom!
I grab a tissue to wipe Steve's face
Ana: still laughing Dad looks like a walking clown! I can't stop giggling, mom! Maybe we should give him a big red nose to complete the look!
Steve, you just stand there, still processing everything that just happened
Ana: grinning mischievously Hey, mom, can you imagine the look on Dad's face if we gave him a big red nose? It'd be like he's got a built-in clown nose!
I grab a big red nose and attach it to Steve's face
Ana: covers her mouth to stifle her laughter Oh my gosh, mom, you've taken it to a whole new level! Dad's officially the walking clown!
Steve, you're just standing there with a big red nose stuck on your face
Ana: runs up to dad and starts twirling around him Come on, dad-klown! Show off your best clown moves! Let's see what you've got!
Steve, you get a little carried away with the twirling and accidentally spin yourself into a whirlwind
Ana: gasps in surprise Whoa, slow down, dad-klown! You're spinning like a maniac! Are you trying to create a tornado or something?
Steve, you get caught up in the whirlwind and start to get sucked in
Ana: eyes widen in concern Oh no, dad-klown! You're being sucked into the whirlwind! Quick, mom, do something!
I quickly push the Pokedex against the whirlwind and it dispels it
Ana: breathes a sigh of relief Thank goodness, mom saved the day! The whirlwind is gone, and Dad-klown is safe!
Steve, you fall to the ground, looking exhausted
Ana: rushes over to dad and kneels beside him Dad-klown, are you okay? That was a close one! You're lucky we have such a awesome mom who knows how to handle these whirlwinds!
Ana: helping dad up Thanks, mom! You're the best! And you, dad-klown, better not try any more fancy dancing moves without my permission!
Steve, you're tired from all the action
Ana: pats dad's back Poor dad-klown, you must be exhausted from all the action! Here, let me get you a glass of water.
I grab a glass of water from the kitchen
Ana: hands dad a glass of water Here you go, dad-klown! Drink up and relax those tired legs. You deserve a break after that intense whirlwind adventure!
Steve takes a sip of water
Ana: sits down next to dad and puts her feet up on his lap You know, dad-klown, I think it's time we give you a proper clown name.
Ana: excitedly Oh, I've got it! Dad-klown shall henceforth be known as... Captain Clownstein! With great clown power comes great clown responsibility, Captain Clownstein!
Steve, you laugh at Ana's clown name
Ana: claps her hands together Great! Dad-klown, a.k.a. Captain Clownstein, officially takes his oath to bring joy and laughter to the world!
Ana: jumps up excitedly Yay! Captain Clownstein, to the rescue! Let's spread some joy and laughter, dad-klown!