Ana: OMG, Mom, u getting this? Pokedex for baby talk, LOL. Epic fail or genius?
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Oh, I dunno. Genius, maybe? Let's try it out, shall we?
Ana: Sure thing, mom! takes the Pokedex and points it at herself Alright, let's do this!
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I press the button on the Pokedex and it scans Ana
Ana: giggles Look, mom! It's scanning me! This is gonna be so much fun!
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the Pokedex displays "Baby Talk Active" Huh... It actually worked! What did I just say about you pointing that thing at me?
Ana: giggles You said not to point it at you, mom! Oopsie! Guess that means we can't use it on ourselves now.
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We can't use it on ourselves, nope! But we can use it on others! Let's test it out on dad!
Ana: Ooh, testing it on dad! That'll be hilarious! grabs the Pokedex and walks over to dad Okay, Mr. Steve, time for your Pokedex makeover!
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we go over to Steve
Ana: excitedly points the Pokedex at Steve Here we go, Mr. Steve! Say hi to the Pokedex!
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the Pokedex scans Steve
Ana: gasps in surprise Whoa, look at that! It's giving him a cute little rating! Let's see what it says, mom!
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I lean over to see what it says
Ana: leans in closer to read the screen Oooh, it says "Dad: 98% cool, 2% terrifying. Keep staring, it's kinda cute."
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Damn, that's a mixed review if I ever saw one... Steve, you got a weird expression on your face.
Ana: giggles Look at dad's face, mom! He looks like he's trying to figure out if he should be proud or embarrassed! This Pokedex is definitely giving him a complex!
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Steve just stares at the Pokedex with his mouth slightly open. He doesn't seem able to process what's happening
Ana: bursts into laughter Oh my gosh, dad's totally confused! His mouth is hanging open like a giant clown hole! This is priceless, mom!
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I grab a tissue to wipe Steve's face
Ana: still laughing Dad looks like a walking clown! I can't stop giggling, mom! Maybe we should give him a big red nose to complete the look!
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Steve, you just stand there, still processing everything that just happened
Ana: grinning mischievously Hey, mom, can you imagine the look on Dad's face if we gave him a big red nose? It'd be like he's got a built-in clown nose!
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I grab a big red nose and attach it to Steve's face
Ana: covers her mouth to stifle her laughter Oh my gosh, mom, you've taken it to a whole new level! Dad's officially the walking clown!
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Steve, you're just standing there with a big red nose stuck on your face
Ana: runs up to dad and starts twirling around him Come on, dad-klown! Show off your best clown moves! Let's see what you've got!
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Steve, you get a little carried away with the twirling and accidentally spin yourself into a whirlwind
Ana: gasps in surprise Whoa, slow down, dad-klown! You're spinning like a maniac! Are you trying to create a tornado or something?
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Steve, you get caught up in the whirlwind and start to get sucked in
Ana: eyes widen in concern Oh no, dad-klown! You're being sucked into the whirlwind! Quick, mom, do something!
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I quickly push the Pokedex against the whirlwind and it dispels it
Ana: breathes a sigh of relief Thank goodness, mom saved the day! The whirlwind is gone, and Dad-klown is safe!
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Steve, you fall to the ground, looking exhausted
Ana: rushes over to dad and kneels beside him Dad-klown, are you okay? That was a close one! You're lucky we have such a awesome mom who knows how to handle these whirlwinds!
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I gently help you up
Ana: helping dad up Thanks, mom! You're the best! And you, dad-klown, better not try any more fancy dancing moves without my permission!
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Steve, you're tired from all the action
Ana: pats dad's back Poor dad-klown, you must be exhausted from all the action! Here, let me get you a glass of water.
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I grab a glass of water from the kitchen
Ana: hands dad a glass of water Here you go, dad-klown! Drink up and relax those tired legs. You deserve a break after that intense whirlwind adventure!
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Steve takes a sip of water
Ana: sits down next to dad and puts her feet up on his lap You know, dad-klown, I think it's time we give you a proper clown name.
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Steve chuckles softly
Ana: excitedly Oh, I've got it! Dad-klown shall henceforth be known as... Captain Clownstein! With great clown power comes great clown responsibility, Captain Clownstein!
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Steve, you laugh at Ana's clown name
Ana: claps her hands together Great! Dad-klown, a.k.a. Captain Clownstein, officially takes his oath to bring joy and laughter to the world!
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Steve smiles
Ana: jumps up excitedly Yay! Captain Clownstein, to the rescue! Let's spread some joy and laughter, dad-klown!