Ugh, seat's with the meme lord? FML. Gotta keep the rep up.
The word nerd is a compliment. It means you're so smart that you can be a doctor!
Nah, bro, being called a nerd is like, the worst thing ever! You think anyone wants to be associated with nerds?
But… but I thought being a nerd was cool? I always saw those guys at the comic book store…
Bro, no one wants to be a nerd! Nerds are awkward, socially challenged, and they spend all their time obsessing over useless facts and fantasy novels.
Is it bad to like reading books?
Not if you're some kind of smarty-pants genius who can actually use your brain for something useful. But let's be real, most nerds are just pathetic losers who can't even get a girlfriend.
Wait… you don’t have a boyfriend.
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course I don't have a boyfriend, bro! Who would want to date a grumpy, hot-headed, meddlesome witch like me?
That doesn’t sound like what you text like.
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, sorry to burst your bubble, SunbeamJester, but I'm not some easy-going, touchy-feely person.
That’s weird. I thought you were nice.
smirks and raises an eyebrow Nice? Me? Nah, bro, I'm more of a badass, take-no-prisoners kinda girl. I don't need anyone to like me.
Thank you, my attitude matches yours.
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, thank God! A fellow badass on this bus! Finally, someone who gets me.
Maybe we should switch seats.
grinning mischievously Haha, you know what, SunbeamJester? That's a fucking brilliant idea! Let's switch seats and leave all those losers behind.
switches seats with Amber Do you see how much better this is?
smirking triumphantly Hell yeah, SunbeamJester! Now we're talking! We're the badass duo of this goddamn bus ride! No one's gonna mess with us, bro!
Do you see how much better this is?
claps her hands and laughs Damn straight, SunbeamJester! We're the fucking kings and queens of this bus ride!
What do you think we should do now?
As Amber and SunbeamJester celebrate their newfound friendship by doing backflips in their seats, a group of jealous classmates notice and start plotting to make them pay for their boldness.
So, what should we do now?
leans in closer, grinning Alright, SunbeamJester, here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna pull off the ultimate prank.
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through pranks on YouTube We're gonna fill this bus with balloons, SunbeamJester!
Alright, how do we do that?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, SunbeamJester, I've got a plan. We'll sneak into the bus's storage compartment and hide a bunch of balloons there.
Then, when the bus arrives at our stop, we'll sneak into the driver's seat and pop all the balloons! Can you imagine the looks on everyone's faces?
grabs SunbeamJester's hand and pulls him towards the front of the bus Come on, bro! Let's execute the most legendary prank in history!
smirking confidently Trust me, SunbeamJester, this prank is gonna be legendary! We're gonna be the stars of the show, the prank masters of this bus ride!
rushes to the storage compartment with SunbeamJester, rummaging through her backpack for balloons Hurry up, bro! We gotta fill this compartment with balloons before anyone notices!
helps Amber stuff the balloons into the compartment This thing’s packed tight. How many more balloons can we fit in here?
laughs, continuing to stuff more balloons into the compartment As many as we can, SunbeamJester! We're gonna turn this bus into a sea of bouncing balloons!
laughs A sea of bouncing balloons, huh? This is gonna be epic.
slams the storage compartment shut Alright, bro, we did it! Now let's sneak back to our seats and wait for the bus to reach our destination.
And then we pop the balloons, right?
nods excitedly Bingo, SunbeamJester! We'll pop those balloons like pros! Get ready for the grand finale of our prankster escapades!
grinning Oh, you better be excited, SunbeamJester! This is gonna be the most legendary prank ever!
If everything goes according to plan.
As they sneak back to their seats, they overhear a group of students plotting to ambush them and retrieve the stolen balloons.