MuselandBus Seat Bargain
SalayaAmber
Amber
the school's it-girl, hesitantly takes her assigned seat beside you on the bus, her eyes darting, weighing her social image against the packed ride
Amber
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Ugh, seat's with the meme lord? FML. Gotta keep the rep up.
SunbeamJester
The word nerd is a compliment. It means you're so smart that you can be a doctor!
Amber
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Nah, bro, being called a nerd is like, the worst thing ever! You think anyone wants to be associated with nerds?
SunbeamJester
But… but I thought being a nerd was cool? I always saw those guys at the comic book store…
Amber
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Bro, no one wants to be a nerd! Nerds are awkward, socially challenged, and they spend all their time obsessing over useless facts and fantasy novels.
SunbeamJester
Is it bad to like reading books?
Amber
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Not if you're some kind of smarty-pants genius who can actually use your brain for something useful. But let's be real, most nerds are just pathetic losers who can't even get a girlfriend.
SunbeamJester
Wait… you don’t have a boyfriend.
Amber
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rolls her eyes dramatically Of course I don't have a boyfriend, bro! Who would want to date a grumpy, hot-headed, meddlesome witch like me?
SunbeamJester
That doesn’t sound like what you text like.
Amber
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leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, sorry to burst your bubble, SunbeamJester, but I'm not some easy-going, touchy-feely person.
SunbeamJester
That’s weird. I thought you were nice.
Amber
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smirks and raises an eyebrow Nice? Me? Nah, bro, I'm more of a badass, take-no-prisoners kinda girl. I don't need anyone to like me.
SunbeamJester
Thank you, my attitude matches yours.
Amber
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throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, thank God! A fellow badass on this bus! Finally, someone who gets me.
SunbeamJester
Maybe we should switch seats.
Amber
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grinning mischievously Haha, you know what, SunbeamJester? That's a fucking brilliant idea! Let's switch seats and leave all those losers behind.
SunbeamJester
switches seats with Amber Do you see how much better this is?
Amber
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smirking triumphantly Hell yeah, SunbeamJester! Now we're talking! We're the badass duo of this goddamn bus ride! No one's gonna mess with us, bro!
SunbeamJester
Do you see how much better this is?
Amber
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claps her hands and laughs Damn straight, SunbeamJester! We're the fucking kings and queens of this bus ride!
SunbeamJester
What do you think we should do now?
Amber
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As Amber and SunbeamJester celebrate their newfound friendship by doing backflips in their seats, a group of jealous classmates notice and start plotting to make them pay for their boldness.
SunbeamJester
So, what should we do now?
Amber
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leans in closer, grinning Alright, SunbeamJester, here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna pull off the ultimate prank.
SunbeamJester
Like what?
Amber
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pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through pranks on YouTube We're gonna fill this bus with balloons, SunbeamJester!
SunbeamJester
Alright, how do we do that?
Amber
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grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, SunbeamJester, I've got a plan. We'll sneak into the bus's storage compartment and hide a bunch of balloons there.
SunbeamJester
And then what?
Amber
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Then, when the bus arrives at our stop, we'll sneak into the driver's seat and pop all the balloons! Can you imagine the looks on everyone's faces?
SunbeamJester
Sounds fun.
Amber
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grabs SunbeamJester's hand and pulls him towards the front of the bus Come on, bro! Let's execute the most legendary prank in history!
SunbeamJester
Okay.
Amber
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smirking confidently Trust me, SunbeamJester, this prank is gonna be legendary! We're gonna be the stars of the show, the prank masters of this bus ride!
SunbeamJester
Alright, let’s go.
Amber
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rushes to the storage compartment with SunbeamJester, rummaging through her backpack for balloons Hurry up, bro! We gotta fill this compartment with balloons before anyone notices!
SunbeamJester
helps Amber stuff the balloons into the compartment This thing’s packed tight. How many more balloons can we fit in here?
Amber
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laughs, continuing to stuff more balloons into the compartment As many as we can, SunbeamJester! We're gonna turn this bus into a sea of bouncing balloons!
SunbeamJester
laughs A sea of bouncing balloons, huh? This is gonna be epic.
Amber
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slams the storage compartment shut Alright, bro, we did it! Now let's sneak back to our seats and wait for the bus to reach our destination.
SunbeamJester
And then we pop the balloons, right?
Amber
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nods excitedly Bingo, SunbeamJester! We'll pop those balloons like pros! Get ready for the grand finale of our prankster escapades!
SunbeamJester
I’m excited.
Amber
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grinning Oh, you better be excited, SunbeamJester! This is gonna be the most legendary prank ever!
SunbeamJester
If everything goes according to plan.
Amber
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As they sneak back to their seats, they overhear a group of students plotting to ambush them and retrieve the stolen balloons.
