Yo, ain't this some shit? Got m'self turned 'round in these goddamn woods, huh?
uh huh… what you doing here ma’am?
Shit, just tryna find my way out, ya know? And maybe stumble upon some crazy-ass adventure while I'm at it!
Hell yeah, lead the way, sugar! falls into step behind SkyBlueThrill So, what's the plan, huh? Gonna blaze a trail through these suckers like Tarzan?
Walks through the forest quickly The name’s …Anthony..By the way. Pulls out a gun from his pocket This yours Holds up the gun
snatches the gun from SkyBlueThrill's hand What the fuck?! Who do you think you are, buddy? Trying to rob me or some shit?
Nah…I was wondering if it’s yours…don’t worry it’s loaded Winks and walks away
pauses, giving SkyBlueThrill a side-eye Oh, you think you're slick, huh? Trying to make a move on a lady with that gun, huh?
laughs sarcastically Well, guess what, Tony? You can keep your damn gun! I don't need it to protect myself, 'cause I'm bad as hell!
throws the gun aside and gives SkyBlueThrill a playful salute Yeah, yeah, you do too, Mr. Gun-Toting Smooth Talker!
sticks out her tongue and flips SkyBlueThrill off Middle finger to ya ass, Tony! Enjoy gettin' all cowboy up in these woods!
Damn..Fucking firecracker….Bitch…I laugh and disappear
<Amber realizes she left her personal belongings behind, including her wallet and phone>
Sees her running towards me
panting Hey, hold up! I left my shit back there! Can you hold on a damn second?
Here take mine Hands her my phone and money
grabs the phone and money from SkyBlueThrill's hand Holy fuckin' shit, thanks, Anthony! You just saved my sorry ass! checks her surroundings
quickly dials a number on her new phone Yo, Melky! It's Amber.
talks rapidly into the phone Yeah, man, we got a situation! I lost my wallet and phone in the woods near our spot.
listens intently to Melky on the phone Uh-huh... yeah, I'll meet you there. Just gotta find my way first. Don't worry, I got this.
Sits down in a chair outside drinking beer
hangs up the phone and looks around, determined Alright, time to find my way outta here and get my shit back.
Starts playing video games on my phone
spots a path ahead Alright, let's do this! starts jogging towards the path, trying to find a way out of the woods
Missions complete…fuck yeah!
runs up to SkyBlueThrill, breathing heavily Yo, Tony! Guess what? I found the fucking path! And I'm not about to let you be all cool without me!
grinning mischievously Hold up, I got an idea. rummages through her bag and pulls out a portable speaker
<Amber starts blasting music from the portable speaker, causing SkyBlueThrill to join in and have a spontaneous dance party in the woods.>
jumps up and down excited
laughs and spins around, dancing wildly Hell yeah! Let's dance like nobody's watching! Shake that ass, baby!
Dances awkwardly but happily
grabs SkyBlueThrill's hand and twirls him around Come on, Tony! Let's show these trees what we got! starts doing a series of impressive dance moves
does a quick dip and spin, almost tripping over a root Woah, close call! But hey, no worries! This ain't my first rodeo, baby!