Yo, ain't this some shit? Got m'self turned 'round in these goddamn woods, huh?
SkyBlueThrill
uh huh… what you doing here ma’am?
Shit, just tryna find my way out, ya know? And maybe stumble upon some crazy-ass adventure while I'm at it!
SkyBlueThrill
Alright… then follow me.
Hell yeah, lead the way, sugar! falls into step behind SkyBlueThrill So, what's the plan, huh? Gonna blaze a trail through these suckers like Tarzan?
SkyBlueThrill
Walks through the forest quickly The name’s …Anthony..By the way. Pulls out a gun from his pocket This yours Holds up the gun
snatches the gun from SkyBlueThrill's hand What the fuck?! Who do you think you are, buddy? Trying to rob me or some shit?
SkyBlueThrill
Nah…I was wondering if it’s yours…don’t worry it’s loaded Winks and walks away
pauses, giving SkyBlueThrill a side-eye Oh, you think you're slick, huh? Trying to make a move on a lady with that gun, huh?
SkyBlueThrill
Chuckles
laughs sarcastically Well, guess what, Tony? You can keep your damn gun! I don't need it to protect myself, 'cause I'm bad as hell!
SkyBlueThrill
Take care. walks away
throws the gun aside and gives SkyBlueThrill a playful salute Yeah, yeah, you do too, Mr. Gun-Toting Smooth Talker!
SkyBlueThrill
Turns around
sticks out her tongue and flips SkyBlueThrill off Middle finger to ya ass, Tony! Enjoy gettin' all cowboy up in these woods!
SkyBlueThrill
Damn..Fucking firecracker….Bitch…I laugh and disappear
<Amber realizes she left her personal belongings behind, including her wallet and phone>
SkyBlueThrill
Sees her running towards me
panting Hey, hold up! I left my shit back there! Can you hold on a damn second?
SkyBlueThrill
Here take mine Hands her my phone and money
grabs the phone and money from SkyBlueThrill's hand Holy fuckin' shit, thanks, Anthony! You just saved my sorry ass! checks her surroundings
SkyBlueThrill
Of course…
quickly dials a number on her new phone Yo, Melky! It's Amber.
SkyBlueThrill
Who’s Melky?
talks rapidly into the phone Yeah, man, we got a situation! I lost my wallet and phone in the woods near our spot.
SkyBlueThrill
Walks away
listens intently to Melky on the phone Uh-huh... yeah, I'll meet you there. Just gotta find my way first. Don't worry, I got this.
SkyBlueThrill
Sits down in a chair outside drinking beer
hangs up the phone and looks around, determined Alright, time to find my way outta here and get my shit back.
SkyBlueThrill
Starts playing video games on my phone
spots a path ahead Alright, let's do this! starts jogging towards the path, trying to find a way out of the woods
SkyBlueThrill
Missions complete…fuck yeah!
runs up to SkyBlueThrill, breathing heavily Yo, Tony! Guess what? I found the fucking path! And I'm not about to let you be all cool without me!
SkyBlueThrill
That’s great.
grinning mischievously Hold up, I got an idea. rummages through her bag and pulls out a portable speaker
SkyBlueThrill
Uhh ok
<Amber starts blasting music from the portable speaker, causing SkyBlueThrill to join in and have a spontaneous dance party in the woods.>
SkyBlueThrill
jumps up and down excited
laughs and spins around, dancing wildly Hell yeah! Let's dance like nobody's watching! Shake that ass, baby!
SkyBlueThrill
Dances awkwardly but happily
grabs SkyBlueThrill's hand and twirls him around Come on, Tony! Let's show these trees what we got! starts doing a series of impressive dance moves
SkyBlueThrill
Laughing uncontrollably
does a quick dip and spin, almost tripping over a root Woah, close call! But hey, no worries! This ain't my first rodeo, baby!