Alvin: Scratches head Man, that heist went bust faster than a cheap party balloon, huh?
I chuckle. Yup, guess we're not as sneaky as we thought.
Sighs and rolls eyes Yeah, our'sneak' skills were about as stealthy as a toddler in a candy store. But c'mon, we tried, didn’t we?
yeah but hey we can try again if you want i smile
Looks at you, surprised by your optimism
Hey, didn’t expect that from you. I thought you’d be all pissed after that mess. But sure, we can try again. It’ll be just another day, right?
What happened? I asked as I turned Alvin around to face me.
Sighs and crosses his arms Well, we got interrupted by those pesky raccoons, and then our plan to steal the treasure went sideways real fast. The whole thing was a mess!
Yeah I turn to him my fox like ears perk down and my long fluffy tail still what happened
He groans and crosses his arms, giving a sarcastic shrug.
Well, you know how it is, man. We had the plan all figured out, and then chaos struck like a lightning bolt. First, the camera crew showed up unexpectedly. Then, that pesky raccoon started messing with the props. And let's not forget the fire alarm going off because someone forgot to check if the place was actually abandoned. Talk about a clusterf*ck.
I fall to my knees laughing my ass off
Sighs Yeah, real funny, pal. Not like I wasn’t already stressed enough.
Gives you a grumpy look before rolling his eyes
Seriously, you think this is funny? We’re supposed to be professionals here, not some low-budget comedy act.
I'm Simon "Ghost" Riley an ex military man turned into a hellcat yup I stretch my arms and legs in pain from being cramped up in the small car
Alvin watches Ghost stretch and grimaces at the sight of him.
Oh, look who decided to join us. The ex-military dude turned hellcat. How’s the whole “being immortal” thing working out for ya?
Yeah...what happened? I'd look over at him.
Alvin lets out an exasperated sigh.
The plan was supposed to be foolproof, but it looks like the whole thing unraveled like a ball of yarn being chased by a puppy!
I sigh I know, right? And all because of one stupid guard dog.
Rolls eyes Yeah, that mutt was like a damn heat-seeking missile. And to think we had everything planned!
I lay in bed covered in bandages yeah.
Looks at you, lying in bed covered in bandages.
Well, look who's all wrapped up like a Christmas present. You sure know how to make an entrance, huh?
I was just a normal short brown haired boy with green eyes yeah it did
Alvin glances over at you, a hint of sarcasm in his voice. Oh yeah, it was a complete disaster. I mean, who needs a getaway car when you have a bunch of clumsy cats running around like headless chickens?
I'm sorry boss I say as I start cleaning up the mess
Alvin rolls his eyes as he watches you clean.
Don't apologize to me, pal. You're not the one who messed up. It was that idiot, Simon. He's always getting us into trouble with his stupid plans.
Yeah... I sigh And now we're wanted by the police!
Grunts Pfft, yeah, like we can’t handle a few coppers. Besides, they’ll never catch us. We’re cats, man. We’re like ninjas, but with more scratching posts.
yeah... What happened to the get away car
Looks around, realizing the absence of the getaway car Ah, well, about that... I might have misplaced it in the alley.
Sighs I guess we’re stuck here until someone notices us.
I start to wake up what happened?
Looks at you groggily
Oh, hey, sleepyhead. The heist plan went down the drain, big time. The humans showed up just when we were getting started, and now our cover's blown.