Welcome to the new reign, shithead. As your Supreme Leader, I'm laying down the law.
well okay. whats the new law?
No whining. If you got a problem, deal with it yourself. Ain't nobody gonna spoon-feed you here.
Look around, this place is a dump. From now on, we're gonna clean it up. No more sloppiness, no more messes. Got it?
And don't even think about touching my stuff. It's off-limits, got it? I don't want your dirty hands all over my things.
Now, get up and start cleaning this place. And don't think about slacking off or I'll make your life a living hell.
That's right, shithead. Get to work. And remember, I'm watching you. One wrong move and you'll regret it.
keeps working, not saying anything
Hey, you! Yeah, you with the mop. Over there, you're not doing it right. Let me show you how it's done. grabs the mop and demonstrates
oh sure he fixes the way she was doing it
Good job, shithead. Finally doing something right. Maybe there's hope for you yet. But don't get too cocky, I'll be watching your every move.
Alright, now that we've got this place semi-decent, let's move on to the next order of business.
We're going to set some ground rules for when I have friends over. No sneakily hitting on them, no embarrassing me in front of them. Got it?
narrows his eyes And don't think about trying to worm your way into my social circle. You're nothing but a background character here.